Exchange your wedding band for a towel at Central Spa's Wild Wednesdays. All shapes and sizes are welcome to enjoy the wet/dry saunas and video lounges. With cheap lockers and even cheaper rooms all day long, you can afford to drop the soap. 11am-2am. 1610 Dundas West. $5 lockers, $10 Rooms. www.centralspa.ca 416.588.6191

Day prices extend into the wee hours for Industry Night. Explore the dark cracks and crannies of the establishment (and the patrons) and save the breaking for a boy, not your budget. 2pm. Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. www.blackeagletoronto.com 416.413.1219

Taking advantage of Fire On The East Side’s $6 shots on Mojitos Wednesdays doesn't make you cheap queer, just a smart one. And keeping your breath minty fresh for that special someone? Priceless. 4pm. 6 Gloucester St. No cover. www.fireontheeastside.ca 416.960.347

Go through every rainbow flag colour of martini and still have 94 more kinds to try while you check out, chat up and get cheeky with the pretty boys. 4pm-2am. lo'la, 7 Maitland St. No cover. www.lolamartinis.com 416.920.0946

Martini Night at Slack's mixes chillin' house beats and lounge music from DJ Marty P with deliciously exotic libations. A word of caution: avoid sporting the stilettos… the bevies pack a punch. 5pm. 562 Church St. $5 cover. www.slacks.ca 416.928.2151

Now in its 40th year, Reg Hartt's in-house theatre Cineforum offers the city's most diverse and eclectic collection of films, plus the world's cheapest movie snacks (your own). Tonight, Reg honours the late Canadian urban planner Jane Jacobs with a screening of her film, Urban Wisdom. 5pm. Next up is Pink Floyd: Alice in the Wall, giving Disney’s Wonderland a musical makeover à la Dark Side of the Moon. 7pm. Followed by the silent vampire classic Noseferatu, set to the music of Radiohead. 8:30pm. 463 Bathurst St. $20, $10 under 24, over 64. www.cineforum.ca 416.603.6643

The Black Queer Youth (BQY) initiative offers a place for queer or questioning people of colour in the community to hang out, organize and socialize in a safe environment. Come out and see what all the fuss is about! Brought to you by SOY. 6:30-8:30pm. Sherbourne Health Center, 333 Sherbourne Street, 2nd floor. 416.324.5083 www.soytoronto.org

From Albania to Zurich, the folks at non-profit group LEGIT have assisted same-sex partners from more than 60 countries come to Canada to be with their loved ones. Learn about the Canadian immigration system during LEGIT’s monthly Open House, open to all. 7-10pm. 519 Community Centre, 519 Church St.  www.legit.ca 416.925.9872, ext. 2211

Brush, Ball Change, and Sailor Shuffle your way to a Stetson stallion givin’ the howdy pardner for some C&W Line Dancing at 7:30-10pm. Then, join Greg beer on Piano for a little romantic sing-along from 10:30 ’til the dogies get along. Zipperz/Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. 416.921.0066

Montreal choreographer Dave St-Pierre brings his uncompromising vision to Toronto for an exclusive four-day engagement.  La Pornographie des âmes (Bare Naked Souls) explores society’s mores and taboos with an often fully nude cast of 17 performers. Runs ’til Nov. 15. 8pm. Fleck Dance Theatre, 207 Queens Quay W. $30. www.harbourfrontcentre.com 416.973.4000

Best Fetish Scene and Best Cum Shot are just a couple of the prizes to be doled out by the slew of celebrity judges at the finale of Goodhandy's Biggest Jerk Contest. Candidates go head to head on stage for the coveted title, but the winner doesn’t necessarily come out on top. 8pm. 120 Church St. No cover. www.goodhandys.com 416.706.4273

Booty beauties Candice and Carlotta Carlice host The Big Girls Early Show at George's Play. 8-10pm. Later, sip a bottle of brew in the dimly lit, Latin-inspired bar with beautiful t-girls and male admirers as bootylicious Chris Edwards hosts Shemale Night. 9pm. George’s Play. 504 Church St. No cover. www.playonchurch.com 416.963.8251

Karaoke is more fun when the song is out of tune. Gladaman's has over 5,000 songs and a state of the art sound system that sounds so much better when sung to a different tune.  Elyse hosts a night of old favourites. 9pm. 502A Yonge St. No cover. www.gladamansden.com 416.961.5808

Resident crooners Julie Michels and Kevin Barrett give us a chance to appreciate the finer things in life at Statlers: fine music, fine dining and the fine assets of men saddled up to the bar. 9pm. 487 Church St. No cover. www.statlersonchurch.com 416.962.1209

Get wrecked at the RAQ’s weekly DJ Fuckers. Expect thick bass and soulful beats from residents Adam Addison and Fawn Big Canoe. 739 Queen St. W. No cover before 10pm, $5 after. www.djfuckers.com 416.504.9120

Freaky Amanda and her pussy posse ignite the main stage while the Drag Kings get teste in the Zone.11pm. Crews & Tango. 508 Church St. No Cover. 416.972.1672

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Take it all the way down your throat for Toonie Thursdays with Black Eagle's bar rail shooter specials. 2pm. 457 Church St. No cover. www.blackeagletoronto.com 416.413.1219

Watch where you point that thing, your flashlight too, and find out what goes bump, squeeze and rub in the dark to the raunchy house grooves of DJ Shawn Riker at Steamworks' weekly Lights Out Party. 4pm-4am. 540 Church St. Level 2. Regular rates apply. www.steamworksonline.com 416.925.1571

Diamond Girls perform and DJ Carma spins her magic at Wall to Wall T-Girls. 4pm. Goodhandy's. 120 Church St. $5 before 11pm, $10 after. www.goodhandys.com
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Ken Lindsay & Michael Killinger unwind even the most anal-retentive after-work crowds with jazz classics, ballads, and modern hits at Statlers. 5pm-8pm. In the upstairs lounge, Scott Pietrangelo performs followed by Open Mic Night, hosted by Anne Marie Leonard. Starts 8pm. 487 Church St. No cover. www.statlersonchurch.com 416.962.1209

Now in its 40th year, Reg Hartt’s in-house theatre Cineforum offers the city's most diverse and eclectic collection of films, plus the world's cheapest movie snacks (your own). Tonight, Reg honours the late Canadian urban planner Jane Jacobs with a screening of her film, Urban Wisdom. 5pm. Next up is Pink Floyd: Alice in the Wall, giving Disney’s Wonderland a musical makeover à la Dark Side of the Moon. 7pm. Followed by the silent vampire classic Noseferatu, set to the music of Radiohead. 8:30pm. 463 Bathurst St. $20, $10 under 24, over 64. www.cineforum.ca 416.603.6643

Transgender, transsexual, genderqueer or questioning youth come together to make friends and work on exciting art projects with the Trans-Fusion Crew. Brought to you by SOY. 6-9pm. Sherbourne Health Center, 333 Shelbourne Street, 2nd floor. No cover. www.soytoronto.org 416.324.5078

An alphabet of sexualities is welcome at FLUID, a weekly supportive discussion group for the pan-sexual, bi-sexual, omnisexual or merely curious youth of our community. Brought to you by SOY. Runs ’til November 13. 6:30-8:30pm. Sherbourne Health Center, 333 Shelbourne Street. No cover. www.soytoronto.org 416.324.5077

If draughts and Trivial Pursuit are among your favourite woodland pastimes, Bear Games Night at The Fox and Fiddle is the place to be. Grab some grub, belt out a few tunes on the new Karaoke system with host Big Daddy Dan and relax with furry friends. It beats a night at the cave hands-down. 8pm. 1535 Yonge St. No cover. 416.967.3400

Ken Lindsay & Michael Killinger unwind even the most anal-retentive after-work crowds with jazz classics, ballads and modern hits at Statlers. 5pm-8pm. In the upstairs lounge, Scott Pietrangelo performs followed by Open Mic Night, hosted by Anne Marie Leonard. 8pm. 487 Church St. No cover. www.statlersonchurch.com 416.962.1209

Rock out with your jocks out at Sports Team Appreciation Day. Bring eight or more teammates to O'Grady's and work those calories back on with complimentary nachos while checking out the men in (and out of) uniforms. 8pm-12am. 518 Church St. No cover. www.ogradyschurch.ca 416.323.2822

She’s not bad - she just looks that way.  Carrie Chesnutt does her best Jessica Rabbit as Kendall Partington accompanies her on the piano. 8:30pm. Gladamas's den 502A Yonge St. No cover. www.gladamansden.com 416.961.5808

DJ Sumation spins the beats on Temptasian Thursdays as rice queens ogle and drool over and on tasty Asian boys in the bath house. 9pm. St. Marc Spa, 543 Yonge St., 4th floor. Regular rates apply. www.stmarcspa.com 416.927.0210

No one can top headmistress of impersonation Michelle Ross. During her All-Request Evening, Miss Ross morphs into Whitney, Diana, Janet, Aretha and many others creating a sassy touch of class. After, burn up the dancefloor with DJ Oscar. 9pm. Georges Play, 504 Church St. No cover. www.playonchurch.com 416.963.8251

Thirsty hordes come for the $7 mini pitchers at Slack's Onstage Thursdays, but it’s the anything-but-mini voice of Elana Hart that keeps their hunger for good music satisfied. It’s also Singles Night for anyone who wants fill up in other ways. 9pm-12am. 562 Church St. No Cover. www.slacks.ca 416.928.2151

Reach out and touch someone, or cop a cheap feel in the Pen for Squirt Thursday and meet for fellow squirt.org cruisers, with “gifts, prizes, goodies” and things to stick in you mouth. 9pm-2am. Alibi, 529 Yonge St. No cover. www.alibitoronto.com 416.964.9869

Hipster chic suck down $6 Martinis between air kisses and checking out the tight designer jeans that just walked into the Vizion Lounge. 10pm. Fuzion. 580 Church St. No cover. www.fuzionexperience.com 416.944.9888

DJs Chris Steinbach and Corey Activate take turns as they Thrust their bulging bass on the dance floor while Greg Beer tickles the long and thins while he croons the crowd. 10pm. Zipperz/Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. 416.921.0066

Lena Over reincarnates the skinny jeans 80s music for Flashback Thursdays. DJ Xenon turns Retro princesses into Stars on 45 singing Sweet Dreams to the tunes as they Wanna Be Starting Something tonight. 10pm. The Barn, 418 Church St. No Cover. www.thebarnnightclub.com 416.593.9696

It’s all gone STRAIGHThouse when the decks burn the sizzlin’ vibe as the DJ styles it up for the cuties in the shiny interiors. 10pm. Straight, 553 Church St. No Cover. www.straightonchurch.com 416.926.2501

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Go through every rainbow flag colour of martini and still have 94 more kinds to try while you check out, chat up and get cheeky with the pretty boys. 4pm-2am. lo'la, 7 Maitland St. No cover. www.lolamartinis.com 416.920.0946

When does a refugee claimant not look “gay enough” to be granted asylum in Canada? Migrations and Proud Art examines topics in immigration through discussion, artistic performances and other media. Sponsored by the International Lesbian & Gay Cultural Network, U of T's Sexual Diversity Studies Program and LGBTOUT.  Runs til November 16. 8pm. Hart House, 7 Hart House Circle. $10, $5 students, seniors and special needs. drupal.utpride.net

The Chris Edwards Show kicks off a night of shameless idolatry at George’s Play. Chris honours the great songstresses of our time by impersonating them… and you honour Chris with tens and twenties. 9pm-11pm. Then, worship the Latin Gods of dance as DJ Oscar heats up the room with Latin Fever. 504 Church St. No cover. www.playonchurch.com 416.963.8251

Lesbian Mayhem breaks out at Slack's! DJ Katey spins top 40, R&B, dance and retro for the rabble-rousers, ruffians and gals who likes getting roughed up. 9pm. 562 Church St. $5 after 11pm. www.slacks.ca 416.928.2151

Shed that last bit of inhibition and go Deep, Dark and Naked as DJ Tim exposes himself and his talent on the turntables. 8pm. Spa Excess, 105 Carlton St. Regular rates apply. www.spaexcess.com 416.260.2363

Always pick Dare Fridays and see how far or how deep into the dark rooms you can go. DJ Jamal spins house and tribal sounds to fuel sexy studs heating up the dance floors as strutting slim shakers fan the flames. 9pm-3am. The Barn, 418 Church St. $5 after 12am. www.thebarnnightclub.com 416.593.9696

Clothes make the man for Full Frontal Fridays in the Pen on the 2nd, as uniform, leather, fetish or bare chested dress code in effect. Then at 10pm, DJs Ken Finch, Skipopis, Pluto, Max Power, Kurtis and more spin the happy and hard house for Sunshine Initiative. 8pm. Alibi, 529 Yonge St. No cover with Food Bank donation. www.alibitorontocom 416.964.9869

Worship the leather with Bootblack Gene every Friday. 8pm. Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. www.blackeagletoronto.com 416.413.1219

Boylesque sensation Bruin Pounder and the young, naked Ryan G Hinds do their part to salute gender bending men at Stroke. In true Goodhandy’s fashion, the evening will also include a steamy wrestling match by the battling boys, and an equally arousing string of hits from DJs Nik Red and SanFran. 9:30pm.120 Church St. $5 before 11:30, $7 after. www.goodhandys.com 416.706.4273

Get the 411 with ACAS Outreach from 9-11pm before DJ Neill MacLeod penetrates the horny boys with dirty sweaty house at 10pm. Steamworks, 540 Church St. Level 2. Regular rates apply. www.steamworksonline.com 416.925.1571

Greg Beer belts out the favs as he fingers the ivories out front as DJ-Licious goes down on the dancers with deep penetrating bass. 10pm. Zipperz/Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. 416.921.0066

Georgie Girl is Hell on Heels and hellishly hilarious. Kendall Partington hides behind the piano and entertains between GG’s shrill shenanigans. 10pm. Gladaman's Den, 502A Yonge St. No cover. www.gladamansden.com 416.407.0366

Voglie sparkles every Friday at Glitterati, Toronto’s answer to Hollywood excess. Experience the glamour of dance floor fame without the drawbacks of paparazzi, tell-all books or multiple divorce settlements. DJ Manny G spins. 10pm. 82 Church St. No Cover. www.voglieristobar.com 416.929.9108

Sequins, stilettos and surprises galore as Andrew Harwood presents the premiere of A Revue of Talent and Beauty (formerly the Gaza Strip Club). Featuring outrageous performances by regulars Cristabel, Gartina & Sharon Mirrors. DJ K-Tel will be pumping the tunes & make sure you’re there for the surprise contest! 10.30pm. Buddies. 12 Alexander St. $7. www.artsexy.ca 416.975.8555

DJ Dalia (Never Forgive Action) and DJ Orly (Step Ball Hustle) cast a hip hop hex over the crowd at Synchro. Bring open ears and an open mind and something is bound to shake beyond your rump. 10pm. Andy Poolhall. 489 College St. $5 after 11pm. 416.923.5300 www.andypoolhall.com

Fathom Fridays heat the hipsters in the tight designer jeans while DJ Hawie B spins to the luscious lushes in the Vizion Lounge. 10pm. Fuzion. 580 Church St. No cover. www.fuzionexperience.com 416.944.9888

Wear fur, the real manly stuff on Bear Night. Nuzzle mouth-watering mammals and run your fingers through cuddly cubs while nibbling on tasty treats on this weekly event. 10pm. O'Grady's, 518 Church St. No cover. www.ogradyschurch.ca 416.323.2822

The DJ spins sinful house on STRAIGHTfridays when styista boys and cocktails definitely mix. 10pm. Straight, 553 Church St. www.straightonchurch.com 416.926.2501

DJs Geoff Kellway and Alexx Brown spin the barely legal house and gets Life. Oops, I dropped the soap. 10pm. Byzantium, 499 Church St. www.byz.ca 416.922.3854

Still squeezably sweet as a pair of emo butt cheeks, Grapefruit celebrates its 6th Anniversary Extravaganza as Donnarama gives the birthday candles a big blow job and fab covergirl Laura Landauer does her delicious diva Quebecoise. DJs Shane Percy and Aural spin fruity favs and retro pop dance beats getting all the cutesters belting out the lyrics. 10pm-3:30am. fly, 8 Gloucester St. $10. www.Grapefruit4U.com 416.410.5426

Escape the riffraff and flaunt your inner shining star at Glitterati, Voglie’s weekly Hollywood-inspired event. No entourage required. DJ Manny G spins. 10pm. 82 Church St. No Cover. www.voglieristobar.com 416.929.9108

Feel the island heat as DJ Jamal provides the Latin and Caribbean beats for Deep South every Friday. Don’t forget to squirt a lot of cream, SPF 69 or stronger. 11pm. St. Marc Spa, 543 Yonge St. 4th Floor. Regular rates apply. www.stmarcspa.com 416.927.0210

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Wrap your mouth around Benny while getting it sunny-side up for a hearty brunch to tame last night’s hangover. 9am-3pm. O'Grady's, 518 Church St. No cover. www.ogradyschurch.ca 416.323.2822

When does a refugee claimant not look “gay enough” to be granted asylum in Canada? Migrations and Proud Art examines topics in immigration through discussion, artistic performances and other media. Sponsored by the International Lesbian & Gay Cultural Network, U of T’s Sexual Diversity Studies Program and LGBTOUT.  Runs til November 16. 2-6pm. The International Student Centre, 33 St George Street. $10, $5 students, seniors and special needs. drupal.utpride.net

Latex won’t squeak from 4-8pm at the well-lubed TORN Rubbermen where the boys don’t get in without a minimal one item of slick skintight rubber clothing. $15 members, $20 non. Then from 8pm, let the air or breath blow through your pubic hair on Skin Saturdays, Alibi’s clothing optional night that kindly eliminates that nagging need to decide what to wear out on a Saturday night. 529 Yonge St. No cover. www.alibitoronto.com 416.964.9869

Go through every rainbow flag colour of martini and still have 94 more kinds to try while you check out, chat up and get cheeky with the pretty boys. 4pm-2am. lo'la, 7 Maitland St. No cover. www.lolamartinis.com 416.920.0946

Diva Supreme Michelle Ross reigns over the Main Stage for a 3 hour set, followed by Vixen with Heaven Lee Hytes & Farra N. Hyte. Djs Kat & Carol keep the Zone spinning. 7pm. Crews & Tango. 508 Church St. No Cover. 416.972.1672

What’s all this crap about being quiet in the library? Toronto Public Library wants you to MAKE SOME NOISE at a free concert highlighting our local indie music scene. Put down the books to enjoy the musical stylings of queer rocker/actor Gentleman Reg, experimental artist Slim Twig, rapper Masia One and fab four newbies Winter Gloves. 8pm. North York Central Library, 5120 Yonge St. www.torontopubliclibrary.ca 416.393.7131

DJ Tim spins the rhythm at Toronto Bear Night to keep the wildlife humping pumping throughout the night. 8pm. Spa Excess, 105 Carlton St. Regular rates apply. www.spaexcess.com 416.260.2363

Musical virtuosos and Queen Street veterans The Barnes Brothers weave a web of acoustic pop and passionate blues that gives the Jonas boys a run for their lunch money. Catch each of their respective shows at Hugh's Room. 8:30pm. 2261 Dundas St. W. $16 in advance, $19 at the door. www.hughsroom.com 416.531.6604

Now in its 40th year, Reg Hartt's in-house theatre Cineforum offers the city's most diverse and eclectic collection of films, plus the world's cheapest movie snacks (your own). Tonight, Reg honours the late Canadian urban planner Jane Jacobs with a screening of her film, Urban Wisdom. 7pm. Later, experience the surreal cinematography of Salvidor Dali, who worked in the movie biz addition to his career as a painter. A selection of his work will be presented in 3D during the Salvidor Dali Film Festival. 9pm. 463 Bathurst St. $20, $10 under 24, over 64. www.cineforum.ca 416.603.6643

Have a gawk at the contestants in the weekly Best Ass Contest while pounding back cheap Martini’s and harping on the travesties that turn out for the Bad Drag Queens theme. 9pm. Zelda’s. 542 Church St. No Cover. 416.922.2526 www.zeldas.ca

The Chris Edwards Show kicks off a night of shameless idolatry at George's Play. Chris honours the great songstresses of our time by impersonating them… and you honour Chris with tens and twenties. 9pm-11pm. Then, worship the Latin Gods of dance as DJ Oscar heats up the room with Latin Fever. 504 Church St. No cover. www.playonchurch.com 416.963.8251

Like purse thieves on the dance floor, groovin’ girlz take what they want during Snatch Saturdays at Voglie. DJ Stokes may exceed the legal limit for hot house beats but it’s the felonious, flirty females that really steal the show. 10pm. 82 Church St. No Cover. www.voglieristobar.com 416.929.9108

Bucking Fest gets manly men rubbing and shaking their sexy bits on the dance floor to the hard, heavy-breathing house tracks. 9pm. The Barn, 418 Church St. $5 after 12am. www.beefdip.com, www.thebarnnightclub.com 416.593.9696

Spur on Gary Morin and Al Kenny at the C&W flavoured Rawhide benefit for the Central Canada Gay Rodeo Association. A BBQ, door prizes, line dancing and real cowboys determined to ride. 9pm. Gladaman's Den, 502A Yonge St. No cover. www.gladamansden.com 416.961.5808

Start your weekend with an orgasmic explosion as NYC DJ Pal Joey headlines Bang The Party. Resident DJ’s Rod Skimmins & Andycapp will keep it pumping, along with special guest Dinamo Azari. 10pm. The Boat. 158 Augusta Ave. $5 before midnight, $7 after. 416.593.9218

Kendall sings soft and sweet or belts out the songs on the piano while DJ Corey Activate spins it Hard with dance beats shaking it up for the not so twinky crowd. 10pm. Zipperz/Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. 416.921.0066

DJ Jamal warms up the decks for Mexican DJ of the Year 2008, Oscar Velazquez, who throws down his “Latin flavoured horny house musik” for the gym boys and slim strutters. 10pm. fly, 8 Gloucester St. $10 ’til midnight, $15 ’til 1am, $20 after. www.flynightclub.com 416.410.5426

Bisexual Women of Toronto and Bisexual Men Of Toronto have it every which way at Screww. Exercise your right to sexual confusion as DJs Ralph and Duval pull out the hits from decades past while Stephanie Conover and Ryan G. Hinds perform. Guests can also get a free psychic reading or make their own fun in one of the private booths. 10pm. Goodhandys, 120 Church St. $7. www.screww.ca www.goodhandys.com 416.706.4723

Saturdays: shameless, sexy, steamy, sultry… Insert your own S Word to describe the night of boundless allure at Slack's. DJ Delicious spins while accompanied by live bongo drummers – presumably to help the amorous Amazons feel at home. 10pm. 562 Church St. No cover. www.slacks.ca 416.928.2151

Fashionistas flirt while fisting Mojitos as DJ Geoff Kelleway spins sensual house in the Vizion Lounge on Absolut Saturdays. 10pm. Fuzion. 580 Church St. No cover. www.fuzionexperience.com 416.944.9888

Craving for orgasmic house vocals and classics? DJ Cajjmere Wray enables the addicts with righteous tracks for Sultry Saturdays. Have your martini and you’re your bootylicious shaken or stirred. 10pm-2am. Byzantium, 499 Church St. www.byz.ca 416.922.3854

DJ Mark Falco drops house and techno at STRAIGHTBoy. Homos and not-so-homos can’t resist having a swanky cock… tail in the chic and shiny interiors. Early means no lineups. 10pm-4am. Straight, 553 Church St. $5. www.straightonchurch.com 416.926.2501

Cruise for cock to the horned up house beats of DJ Cesar as you strut your tenting towel till you score. 10pm-4am. Steamworks, 540 Church St. Level 2. Regular rates apply. www.steamworksonline.com 416.925.1571

Few can tell what may hover in the hindquarters at Eva Christina Presents. DJs Kris Steeves and Dwayne Minard spin for the sportsclad and soon to be unclad. 10pm. The Beaver, 1192 Queen St. W. $5. www.thebeavertoronto.com 416.537.2768

Indie queens and electro fiends throw down to the likes of Metric, Bowie and Nine Inch Nails while throwing back absurdly cheap booze at Pop Rocks. 10pm. The Annex Wreckroom. 794 Bathurst St. $5. www.theannexwreckroom.com 416.536.0346

Can Gaza’s brief moment of glory be equalled? Using sequins, stilettos and big big hair Andrew Harwood presents the premiere of A Revue of Talent and Beauty in Gaza’s old time slot. Regulars Cristabel, Gartina and Sharon Mirrors can be depended on for unforgettable performances while DJ K-Tel pumps the tunes and the chaotic crazy contest pumps the crowd. Should work deliciously. 10.30pm. Buddies, 12 Alexander St. $7. www.artsexy.ca 416.975.8555

Top prize goes to the last man standing (with his drawers down) in Cruisline's Best Legs Contest. Hosted by Sofonda and Nicolette Brown. Midnight. Woodys, 465 Church St No cover. www.woodystoronto.com 416.972.0887

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Wrap your mouth around Benny while getting it sunny-side up for a hearty brunch to tame last night’s hangover. 9am-3pm. O'Grady's, 518 Church St. No cover. www.ogradyschurch.ca 416.323.2822

When does a refugee claimant not look “gay enough” to be granted asylum in Canada? Migrations and Proud Art examines topics in immigration through discussion, artistic performances and other media. Sponsored by the International Lesbian & Gay Cultural Network, U of T's Sexual Diversity Studies Program and LGBTOUT.  Runs til November 16. 2-6pm. The International Student Centre, 33 St George Street. $10, $5 students, seniors and special needs. drupal.utpride.net

Not a bone goes unchilled as larger than life opera diva Kathleen Battle swings effortlessly from octave to octave and gets the International Vocal Recital Series off to one thunderous start. 2pm. Roy Thomson Hall. 60 Simcoe St.$45-125. www.roythomson.com 416-872-4255

 All the favs are back for Retro Sundays reliving the hits from the 80s and 90s. 3pm. Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. www.blackeagletoronto.com 416.413.1219

Get a mouthful instead of an eyeful as naked heroes try to bend your steel rod at Dark Night. The lights go off, towels come off and the boys get off for “the ultimate lights-out party.” 4pm-4am. St. Marc Spa, 543 Yonge St. 4th Floor. Regular rates apply. www.stmarcspa.com 416.927.0210

Good Eats every Sunday and get hungry for even more flesh cruising the corridors. 5-5pm. Club Toronto, 231 Mutual St. Regular rates apply. www.clubtoronto.com 416.977.4629

Shawn Riker’s heavy breathing house beats steam up the DJ booth as the boys heat up the halls before creaming the sheets at Steamworks’ weekly Sunday Spin Cycle. 6pm-midnight. 540 Church St. Level 2. Regular rates apply. www.steamworksonline.com 416.925.1571

Miss Conception's Stage to Screen continues its weekly reign at Woody's, followed by performances by Georgie Girl, Donnarama and Olive Mee. 6pm. 465 Church St . No cover. www.woodystoronto.com 416.972.0887

Sundays at Slack's are all about good (musical) vibrations. With live performances from Toronto’s hottest female talent, you can leave the magic wand at home. This week, Kim Sheppard, Heather Bambrick and Elana Harte give a vigorous performance as the vivacious The V-Girls.  6-9pm. 562 Church St. $7. www.slacks.ca 416.928.2151

Miss Conception's Stage to Screen continues its weekly reign at Woody's, followed by performances by Georgie Girl, Donnarama and Olive Mee. 6pm. 465 Church St . No cover. www.woodystoronto.com 416.972.0887

Hallelujah. There is no reason to leave the church of Zipperz/Cellblock as services starts at 6:30pm with C&W Line Dancing. Then, Sister Sofonda preaches the converted with her Retro Drama at 9pm, and DJ Alain spins the hymns for the Retro Party at 10pm. All the while, Kendall tickles the ivories from 10pm for the straying sinners on the other side. 72 Carlton St. No cover. www.zipperz-cellblock.ca 416.921.006

Now in its 40th year, Reg Hartt's in-house theatre Cineforum offers the city's most diverse and eclectic collection of films, plus the world's cheapest movie snacks (your own). Tonight, Reg honours the late Canadian urban planner Jane Jacobs with a screening of her film, Urban Wisdom. 7pm. Later, experience the surreal cinematography of Salvidor Dali, who worked in the movie biz in addition to his career as a painter. A selection of his work will be presented in 3D during the Salvidor Dali Film Festival. 9pm. 463 Bathurst St. $20, $10 under 24, over 64. www.cineforum.ca 416.603.6643

Grab a bulging Calvin or Joe's boxers for the Underwear Party in the Pen with DJ Chris Steinbach spinning the dance beats for the boys beating off. 8pm. Alibi, 529 Yonge St. No cover. www.alibitoronto.com 416.964.9869

Tracy Gallant sings her “Sweet and Sassy” folk, rock, soul and jazz on Sunset Seranade, swooning the Sunday suds sippers. Sex… it starts with an S. 8pm. Gladaman's Den, 502A Yonge St. No cover. www.gladamansden.com 416.961.5808

Label lovers will be late for work Monday after schmoozing on Industry Sunday as DJ Deko-ze keeps the crowd up all night with energizing sex-drenched house beats. 10pm. Fuzion. 580 Church St. No cover. www.fuzionexperience.com 416.944.9888

It’s all bulging brief, boxers and other crotch covers at the Underwear Party from 6-11pm. Then, DJ Joonya T hits the decks for  Rockstars, warping your house favs and juicy club hits that transcend time, getting skinny cute-sters on the dance floor. 10pm - 3am. The Barn, 418 Church St. No cover. www.thebarnnightclub.com 416.593.9696

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O'Grady's Industry Night “thanks you for your cooperation” in the words of host Jimmy G, with $6 Martini Madness and $4.25 bar rail all day long. 518 Church St. No cover. www.ogradyschurch.ca 416.323.2822

Tranny girls let whatever they are fortunate enough to have hang out at T-Girls Go Wild. 4pm. Goodhandys. 120 Church St. No cover. www.goodhandys.com 416.706.4723

Manic Monday means cheap thrills, as admission is free before 7pm and $10 dances ‘til 10pm. Double your go-go pleasures. 5pm. Remington's, 379 Yonge St. $5 after 9pm. www.remingtons.com 416.977.2160

Transgenders, transsexuals and gender variants are welcome to discussed issues of substance use and abuse at Sub_Stance. Instructors from SOY and the Rainbow Services branch of the Centre for Addiction Mental Health will address topics including harm reduction, hormones and substances, diet and nutrition and treatment options. Runs weekly ’til December 8. 6pm-8pm. Sherbourne Health Center, 333 Shelbourne Street. No cover. www.soytoronto.org 416.324.4100 ext. 5257

Drag queens mug manically and grip the cue stick for free from 7pm with Roxxie Teraine belting out the tunes accompanied by Joel Lightman, who keeps on tickling on piano ’til close. 10pm. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Calrton St. No cover. www.zipperz-cellblock.ca 416.921.0066

Now in its 40th year, Reg Hartt's in-house theatre Cineforum offers the city's most diverse and eclectic collection of films, plus the world's cheapest movie snacks (your own). Tonight, Reg honours the late Canadian urban planner Jane Jacobs with a screening of her film, Urban Wisdom. 7pm. Later, experience the surreal cinematography of Salvidor Dali, who worked in the movie biz in addition to his career as a painter. A selection of his work will be presented in 3D during the Salvidor Dali Film Festival. 9pm. 463 Bathurst St. $20, $10 under 24, over 64. www.cineforum.ca 416.603.6643

There’s plenty of stache studs and hairy chested hunks to pick from before heading to Spa Excess with one of the free passes given out after 7pm. Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. www.blackeagletoronto.com 416.413.1219

Mangle the mundane while mingling with posh patrons at Eight Ball Mondays. An extensive wine list and $5 martinis allow for a chic & cheap leap into the work week. 9pm. Eight Wine Bar (The Cosmopolitan Hotel). 8 Colborne St. No Cover. www.eightwinebar.com 416.350.8188

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Get stuffed with $6 martinis at Phat Tuesday. It's a perfect deal for those whose wallets bulge less than other parts of their anatomy. 4pm. Fire On The East Side, 6 Gloucester St. No cover. www.fireontheeastside.ca 416.960.347

Show you delicious manhood as DJ Chris Steinbach hosts Amateur Strip Night at 10:30pm. Now, where the heck do I put my toonie? 5pm. Remington's, 379 Yonge St. $5 after 9pm. www.remingtons.com 416.977.2160

Express is a welcoming space for immigrant, refugee and non-status queer/trans youth to draw support from their peers and participate in projects highlighting the experiences of “fresh off the boat” LGBT communities. Brought to you by SOY.  6pm-8pm. Sherbourne Health Center, 333 Shelbourne Street, 2nd floor. No cover. www.soytoronto.org 416.324.5080

Now in its 40th year, Reg Hartt's in-house theatre Cineforum offers the city's most diverse and eclectic collection of films, plus the world's cheapest movie snacks (your own). Tonight, Reg honours the late Canadian urban planner Jane Jacobs with a screening of her film, Urban Wisdom. 7pm. Later, experience the surreal cinematography of Salvidor Dali, who worked in the movie biz in addition to his career as a painter. A selection of his work will be presented in 3D during the Salvidor Dali Film Festival. 9pm. 463 Bathurst St. $20, $10 under 24, over 64. www.cineforum.ca 416.603.6643

Drag queens mug manically and grip the cue stick for free from 7pm with Roxxie Teraine belting out the tunes accompanied by Joel Lightman, who keeps on tickling on piano ’til close. 10pm. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Calrton St. No cover. www.zipperz-cellblock.ca 416.921.0066

The Ms. Fits (Heroine, Samantha and Ivory) present The Hard Sell. Includes Je-parody where the audience’s knowledge of categories like “Drink Bitch,” “Naughty Sex Positions” (bonus points if it can be demonstrated on a fellow audience member) and “’80s Pop Stars” is tested to win fabulous prizes. 8pm. Zelda's, 542 Church St. No cover. www.zeldas.ca 416.922.2526

It's a T-girl world at Goodhandys where sexy MTFs get the TLC they deserve. 8pm.120 Church St. No cover. www.goodhandys.com 416.706.4723

Toronto Dance Theatre launches its 40th season with the world premiere of Dis/(sol/ve)r, a provocatively haunting new work by its acclaimed Artistic Director and multiple Dora Award-winner Christopher House. Runs ’til November 22. 8pm. Fleck Dance Theatre, 207 Queens Quay W. $15-$40. www.harbourfrontcentre.com 416.973.4000

Aspiring Jay-Z's and J-Lo’s rock the house as Kim Jarrett and Mike Constantino host Open Mic Night, paired with $4 domestic bottled beer all night long so that even a Jessica Simpson-style performance will impress. 8-11pm. Slack's, 562 Church St. No cover. www.slacks.ca 416.928.2151

 Rock out with your jocks out at Sports Team Appreciation Day. Bring eight or more teammates to O'Grady's and work those calories back on with complimentary nachos while checking out the men in uniforms. 8pm-12am. 518 Church St. No cover. www.ogradyschurch.ca 416.323.2822

Foreplay and sex is one in the same for the Jack Off Party when you rub, grind, kiss and suck those nipples' til you cum, but “no lips below the hips”. 8pm. Spa Excess, 105 Carlton St. Regular rates apply. www.spaexcess.com 416.260.2363

Our favourite ivory tickler, Kendall, will also tickle your fancy with his myriad of tunes at Gladaman’s Den.9pm. 502A Yonge St. No cover. www.gladamansden.com 416.961.5808

Relive the 80’s or your first cock on Retro Night when every porn star had a tan line. Then, head to the back room and show them what’s left over of yours. 10pm. Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. www.blackeagletoronto.com 416.413.1219

Are You Smarter Than A Drag Queen? Prove it by matching wits and makeup tips with Candice & Teran. Be forewarned that Candice’s tongue is sharper than a stiletto. DJ Nytehawke spins the night until closing. 10pm. George's Play, 504 Church St. No cover. www.playonchurch.com 416.963.8251

Keep it flowing for Happy Taps when it's day prices on drinks all night long. Divine Darlan makes sure everyone gets just a little bit of head with their beer while DJ Dare-N spins the beats. 10:30pm-2am. Alibi, 529 Yonge St. No cover. www.alibitoronto.com 416.964.9869

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Exchange your wedding band for a towel at Central Spa's Wild Wednesdays. All shapes and sizes are welcome to enjoy the wet/dry saunas and video lounges. With cheap lockers and even cheaper rooms all day long, you can afford to drop the soap. 11am-2am. 1610 Dundas West. $5 lockers, $10 Rooms. www.centralspa.ca 416.588.6191

Tunes from DJ Marc Falco and all day long cheap booze give us that much needed midweek boost. Woody's. 465 Church St No cover. www.woodystoronto.com 416.972.0887

Taking advantage of Fire On The East Side’s $6 shots on Mojitos Wednesdays doesn’t make you cheap queer, just a smart one. And keeping your breath minty fresh for that special someone? Priceless. 4pm. 6 Gloucester St. No cover. www.fireontheeastside.ca 416.960.347

Day prices extend into the wee hours for Industry Night. Explore the dark cracks and crannies of the establishment (and the patrons) and save the breaking for a boy, not your budget. 2pm. Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. www.blackeagletoronto.com 416.413.1219

They’re all cheap dates on $5 Martini Wednesdays. Go through every rainbow flag colour of martini and still have 94 more kinds to try while you check out, chat up and get cheeky with the pretty boys. 4pm-2am. lo'la, 7 Maitland St. No cover. www.lolamartinis.com 416.920.0946

Martini Night at Slack's mixes chillin’ house beats and lounge music from DJ Marty P with deliciously exotic libations. A word of caution: avoid sporting the stilettos… the bevies pack a punch. 5pm. 562 Church St. $5 cover. www.slacks.ca 416.928.2151

The Black Queer Youth (BQY) initiative offers a place for queer or questioning people of colour to hang out, organize and socialize in a safe environment. Brought to you by SOY. 6:30-8:30pm. Sherbourne Health Center, 333 Sherbourne Street, 2nd floor. www.soytoronto.org 416.324.5083

Now in its 40th year, Reg Hartt's in-house theatre Cineforum offers the city's most diverse and eclectic collection of films, plus the world's cheapest movie snacks (your own). Tonight, Reg honours the late Canadian urban planner Jane Jacobs with a screening of her film, Urban Wisdom. 7pm. Later, experience the surreal cinematography of Salvidor Dali, who worked in the movie biz in addition to his career as a painter. A selection of his work will be presented in 3D during the Salvidor Dali Film Festival. 9pm. 463 Bathurst St. $20, $10 under 24, over 64. www.cineforum.ca 416.603.6643

Hey bitches and crotch sniffers! Join the second annual Twelve Beds of Christmas  Charity Auction to raise money for the Toronto Humane Society by bidding on 12 specially designed dog beds created by well-known Canadian talents, like Steven and Chris, Mary Dobson, and Kidrobot, being auctioned along with other awesome products to help out the adorably cute four-leggers. 7pm. CiRCA, 126 John St. $20 adv., $30 at the door. twelvebedsofchristmas.com

Brush, ball change and sailor shuffle your way to a Stetson stallion givin’ the howdy pardner at C&W Line Dancing from 7:30-10pm. Then join Greg Beer on piano for a little romantic sing-along from 10:30 ’til the dogies get along in the tooth. Zipperz/Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. 416.921.0066

Sex scenes stream from the screens and the stage at The Mandy Goodhandy Show with in the flesh models and an audience that never hesitates to throw in a helping hand, or jaw. DJ Nik Red spins. 8pm. Goodhandy's. 120 Church St. No cover. www.goodhandys.com 416.706.4723

Booty beauties Candice and Carlotta Carlice host The Big Girls Early Show at George's Play. 8-10pm. Later, sip a bottle of brew in the dimly lit, Latin-inspired bar with beautiful t-girls and male admirers as bootylicious Chris Edwards hosts Shemale Night. 9pm. George’s Play. 504 Church St. No cover. www.playonchurch.com 416.963.8251

Karaoke is more fun when the song is out of tune. Gladaman's has over 5,000 songs and a state of the art sound system that sounds so much better when sung to a different tune.  Elyse hosts a night of old favourites. 9pm. 502A Yonge St. No cover. www.gladamansden.com 416.961.5808

Resident crooners Julie Michels and Kevin Barrett give us a chance to appreciate the finer things in life at Statlers: fine music, fine dining and the fine assets of men saddled up to the bar. 9pm.  487 Church St. No cover. www.statlersonchurch.com 416.962.1209

DJ Jamal spins the house vibe for the night time crammers on College Night as DJ Alvaro throws down the multiple choice of styles on the 3rd floor as the boys enjoy the oral exam in the back room. 10pm. Barn, 418 Church St. No Cover. www.thebarnnightclub.com 416.593.9696

Cozmic Cat & Andrew Awesome attract a healthy mix of boy and girl who spill onto the dance floor for the weekly queer dancefest.10pm. WrongBar, 1279 Queen St W. No cover. 416.516.8677

Get wrecked at the RAQ’s weekly DJ Fuckers. Expect thick bass and soulful beats from residents Adam Addison and Fawn Big Canoe. 739 Queen St. W. No Cover before 10pm, $5 after. www.djfuckers.com 416.504.9120

DJ Paul Grace throws down dance treats on F*K the Dog House Wednesdays getting the dirty studs and boy bitches wagging and sniffing tail on the dance floor. 10pm-2am. Alibi, 529 Yonge St. No cover. www.alibitoronto.com 416.964.9869

Freaky Amanda and her pussy posse ignite the main stage while the Drag Kings get teste in the Zone. 11pm. Crews & Tango. 508 Church St. No Cover. 416.972.1672

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Thurs. Nov. 20

Watch where you point that thing, your flashlight too, and find out what goes bump, squeeze and rub in the dark to the raunchy house grooves of DJ Shawn Riker at Steamworks' weekly Lights Out Party. 4pm-4am. 540 Church St. Level 2. Regular rates apply. www.steamworksonline.com 416.925.1571

Diamond Girls perform and DJ Carma spins her magic at Wall to Wall T-Girls.
4pm. Goodhandy's. 120 Church St. $5 before 11pm, $10 after. www.goodhandys.com
416.706.4723

Fight that chill in the air and the pit in your belly at your last chance to savour The Autumn Experience prix fixe menu at Fuzion. 5pm. 580 Church St. $45 which includes $5 to the Heart and Stroke Foundation. www.fuzionexperience.com 416.944.9888

From Bordeaux to Burgundy, the French countryside takes over Toronto for the 14th annual Gourmet Food & Wine Expo. This year's event honours the tradition of aperitif, the pre-dinner drink, and pays homage to the winemaking terroirs of France. With more than 1200 fine wines, beers and spirits to sample, you might consider taking the bus.   Runs til November 23. Metro Toronto Convention Centre, 255 Front St W. $35 Thursday VIP preview, $15 general. www.foodandwineexpo.ca

Transgender, transsexual, genderqueer or questioning youth come together to make friends and work on exciting art projects with the Trans-Fusion Crew. Brought to you by SOY. 6-9pm. Sherbourne Health Center, 333 Shelbourne Street, 2nd floor. No cover. www.soytoronto.org 416.324.5078

Now in its 40th year, Reg Hartt's in-house theatre Cineforum offers the city's most diverse and eclectic collection of films, plus the world's cheapest movie snacks (your own). Tonight, Reg honours the late Canadian urban planner Jane Jacobs with a screening of her film, Urban Wisdom. 7pm. Later, experience the surreal cinematography of Salvidor Dali, who worked in the movie biz in addition to his career as a painter. A selection of his work will be presented in 3D during the Salvador Dali Film Festival. 9pm. 463 Bathurst St. $20, $10 under 24, over 64. www.cineforum.ca 416.603.6643

If draughts and Trivial Pursuit are among your favourite woodland pastimes, Bear Games Night at The Fox and Fiddle is the place to be. Grab some grub, belt out a few tunes on the new Karaoke system with host Big Daddy Dan and relax with furry friends. It beats a night at the cave hands-down. 8pm. 1535 Yonge St. No cover. 416.967.3400

Rock out with your jocks out at Sports Team Appreciation Day. Bring eight or more teammates to O'Grady's and work those calories back on with complimentary nachos while checking out the men in (and out of) uniforms. 8pm-12am. 518 Church St. No cover. www.ogradyschurch.ca 416.323.2822

She's not bad - she just looks that way.  Carrie Chesnutt does her best Jessica Rabbit as Kendall Partington accompanies her on the piano. 8:30pm. Gladaman’s den 502A Yonge St. No cover. www.gladamansden.com 416.961.5808

Reach out and touch someone, or cop a cheap feel in the Pen for Squirt Thursday and meet for fellow squirt.org cruisers, with “gifts, prizes, goodies” and things to stick in you mouth. 9pm-2am. Alibi, 529 Yonge St. No cover. www.alibitoronto.com 416.964.9869

DJ Sumation spins the beats on Temptasian Thursdays as rice queens ogle and drool over and on tasty Asian boys in the bath house. 9pm. St. Marc Spa, 543 Yonge St., 4th floor. Regular rates apply. www.stmarcspa.com 416.927.0210

Thirsty hordes come for the $7 mini pitchers at Slack's Onstage Thursdays, but it's the anything-but-mini voice of Elana Hart that keeps their hunger for good music satisfied. It's also Singles Night for anyone who wants fill up in other ways. 9pm-12am. 562 Church St. No Cover. www.slacks.ca 416.928.2151

No one can top headmistress of impersonation Michelle Ross. During her All-Request Evening, Miss Ross morphs into Whitney, Diana, Janet, Aretha and many others creating a sassy touch of class. After, burn up the dancefloor with DJ Oscar. 9pm. George's Play, 504 Church St. No cover. www.playonchurch.com 416.963.8251

DJs Chris Steinbach and Corey Activate take turns as they Thrust their bulging bass on the dance floor while Greg Beer tickles the long and thins while he croons the crowd. 10pm. Zipperz/Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. 416.921.0066

Hipster chic suck down $6 Martinis between air kisses and checking out the tight designer jeans that just walked into the Vizion Lounge. 10pm. Fuzion. 580 Church St. No cover. www.fuzionexperience.com 416.944.9888

Whip it out for Naked Night as mouths water for the muscles that get so big and hard. 10pm. Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. www.blackeagletoronto.com 416.413.1219

Lena Over reincarnates the skinny jeans 80s music for Flashback Thursdays. DJs Corey Activate turns Retro princesses into Stars on 45 singing Sweet Dreams to the tunes as they Wanna Be Starting Something tonight. 10pm. The Barn, 418 Church St. No Cover. www.thebarnnightclub.com 416.593.9696

It's all gone STRAIGHThouse, when the decks burn the sizzlin' vibe as the DJ spins for styinin’ cuties in the shiny interiors.  10:30pm-2am. Straight, 553 Church St. No Cover. www.straightonchurch.com 416.926.2501

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Go through every rainbow flag colour of martini and still have 94 more kinds to try while you check out, chat up and get cheeky with the pretty boys. 4pm-2am. lo'la, 7 Maitland St. No cover. www.lolamartinis.com 416.920.0946

Press, Release, Repeat, featuring founding member Derek Forgie who also founded Heterosexuals for Same Sex Equality (which we don’t think is a joke), go for the laughs as part of the Toronto Sketch Comedy Festival running Nov. 18-23. 7pm. Comedy Bar, 945 Bloor St. W. www.torontosketchfest.com

Shed that last bit of inhibition and go Deep, Dark and Naked as DJ Tim exposes himself and his talent on the turntables. 8pm. Spa Excess, 105 Carlton St. Regular rates apply. www.spaexcess.com 416.260.2363

Clothes make the man for Full Frontal Fridays in the Pen on the 2nd, as uniform, leather, fetish or bare chested dress code in effect. Then at 10pm, DJs Ken Finch, Skipopis, Pluto, Max Power, Kurtis and more spin the happy and hard house for Sunshine Initiative. 8pm. Alibi, 529 Yonge St. No cover with Fod Bank donation. www.alibitorontocom 416.964.9869

Statlers' Cabaret of the Stars gives Toronto premiere lounge performers and entertainers a place to perform, practice new material or simply mess around. Onstage tonight: the breathtaking Paula Wolfson. 8pm. 487 Church St. No cover. www.statlersonchurch.com 416.962.1209

Always pick Dare Fridays and see how far or how deep into the dark rooms you can go. DJ Mark Falco fires up the speakers with house and tribal sounds for sexy studs and slim queens shaking their hot stuff on the dance floor. 9pm-3am. The Barn, 418 Church St. $5 after 12am. www.thebarnnightclub.com 416.593.9696

The finest and frilliest in burlesque fashion goes on display in the raunchiest way at Off The Rack. Vigina D'vine and Cinnamon Hearts help sass things up while models adorn concoctions by Fashion Whore, Cherry Delight and Pretty Bird. 9pm. Goodhandy's. 120 Church St. $10. www.goodhandys.com 416.706.4723

Get the 411 with ACAS Outreach from 9-11pm before DJ Neill MacLeod penetrates the horny boys with dirty sweaty house at 10pm. Steamworks, 540 Church St. Level 2. Regular rates apply. www.steamworksonline.com 416.925.1571

The Chris Edwards Show kicks off a night of shameless idolatry at George's Play. Chris honours the great songstresses of our time by impersonating them… and you honour Chris with tens and twenties. 9pm-11pm. Then, worship the Latin Gods of dance as DJ Oscar heats up the room with Latin Fever. 504 Church St. No cover. www.playonchurch.com 416.963.8251

Georgie Girl is Hell on Heels and hellishly hilarious. Kendall Partington hides behind the piano and entertains between GG’s shrill shenanigans. 10pm. Gladaman's Den, 502A Yonge St. No cover. www.gladamansden.com 416.407.0366

Greg Beer belts out the favs as he fingers the ivories out front as DJ-Licious goes down on the dancers with deep penetrating bass. 10pm. Zipperz/Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. 416.921.0066

Voglie sparkles every Friday at Glitterati, Toronto’s answer to Hollywood excess. Experience the glamour of dance floor fame without the drawbacks of paparazzi, tell-all books or multiple divorce settlements. DJ Manny G spins. 10pm. 82 Church St. No Cover. www.voglieristobar.com 416.929.9108

There is nothing more fun than a big top. Come celebrate another fabulous year of fab magazine at our Freaky fab Circus with an all-star slate of DJs (Mansion, Shane MacKinnon, Cajjmere Wray and Deko-ze) and performances by the superstars who have graced our pages: the superlative Sofonda, the mesmerizing Circus of the Damned, Gaza goddess Fay Slift, the scintillating BoylesqueTo, Bel Ami porn star Johnny Maverick, the magnificent Sharon Mirrors and many, many more. 10:30pm. fly, 8 Gloucester St. $5 with proceeds benefiting SOY. www.flynightclub.com 416.410.5426

A quintet of DJs including Denise Benson, Dalia and Pho help mark five years of toe-tappin’ finger snappin’ frolic at the weekly Synchro. 200 copies of Synchro Sessions Vol. 5 will be handed out and DJ Andrew Allsgood will join in for one of the three tag team sets. 10pm. Andy Poolhall, 489 College St. No cover before 11, $5 after. www.andypoolhall.com 416.923.5300

Lesbian Mayhem breaks out at Slack's! DJ Katey spins top 40, R&B, dance and retro for the rabble-rousers, ruffians and gals who likes getting roughed up. 9pm. 562 Church St. $5 after 11pm. www.slacks.ca 416.928.2151

Mounds of flesh and fur gather as Bears of Toronto and Spearhead presents Bear Night when hunger strikes and mouths water for raunchy and shirtless meat. 10pm. Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. www.blackeagletoronto.com 416.413.1219

Fathom Fridays heat the hipsters in the tight designer jeans while DJ Mike Riviera spins to the luscious lushes in the Vizion Lounge. 10pm. Fuzion. 580 Church St. No cover. www.fuzionexperience.com 416.944.9888

Wear fur, the real manly stuff on Bear Night. Nuzzle mouth-watering mammals and run your fingers through cuddly cubs while nibbling on tasty treats on this weekly event. 10pm. O'Grady's, 518 Church St. No cover. www.ogradyschurch.ca 416.323.2822

DJs Geoff Kellway and Alexx Brown spin the barely legal house and gets Life. Oops, I dropped the soap. 10pm. Byzantium, 499 Church St. www.byz.ca 416.922.3854

The DJ spins sinful house on STRAIGHTfridays when styista boys and cocktails definitely mix. 10pm. Straight, 553 Church St. www.straightonchurch.com 416.926.2501

Feel the island heat as DJ Jamal provides the Latin and Caribbean beats for Deep South every Friday. Don't forget to squirt a lot of cream, SPF 69 or stronger. 11pm. St. Marc Spa, 543 Yonge St. 4th Floor. Regular rates apply. www.stmarcspa.com 416.927.0210

Escape the riffraff and flaunt your inner shining star at Glitterati, Voglie's weekly Hollywood-inspired event. No entourage required. DJ Manny G spins. 10pm. 82 Church St. No Cover. www.voglieristobar.com 416.929.9108

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Sat. Nov. 22

Wrap your mouth around Benny while getting it sunny-side up for a hearty brunch to tame last night’s hangover. 9am-3pm. O'Grady's, 518 Church St. No cover. www.ogradyschurch.ca 416.323.2822

Go through every rainbow flag colour of martini and still have 94 more kinds to try while you check out, chat up and get cheeky with the pretty boys. 4pm-2am. lo'la, 7 Maitland St. No cover. www.lolamartinis.com 416.920.0946

Diva Supreme Michelle Ross reigns over the Main Stage for a 3 hour set, followed by Vixen with Heaven Lee Hytes & Farra N. Hyte. Djs Kat & Carol keep the Zone spinning. 7pm. Crews & Tango. 508 Church St. No Cover. 416.972.1672

Now in its 40th year, Reg Hartt's in-house theatre Cineforum offers the city's most diverse and eclectic collection of films, plus the world's cheapest movie snacks (your own). Tonight, Reg honours the late Canadian urban planner Jane Jacobs with a screening of her film, Urban Wisdom. 7pm. Next, the Cineforum pays homage to the recently deceased Peter Kastner, known for his portrayal of rebellious youth in 1960s cinema. A screening of Francis Ford Coppella’s comedy You're a Big Boy Now will follow. 9pm.  463 Bathurst St. $20, $10 under 24, over 64. www.cineforum.ca 416.603.6643

Miss Conception and Daniel McBride host Peep Show, vol.2 with international porn star Blake Riley in an X-rated performance with bonus provocation from the Peep-Peep Go-Go Boys. Get even closer and more explicit for Riley’s second, private show in the SMS Party Den. Or get into the act yourself by winning the Toronto Amateur Porn Star Search (TAPS) to secure a contract to appear in a SMS TAPS porn production. Or just get into your own act blowing the boys cruising the corridors. 8pm. St. Marc Spa, 543 Yonge St., 4th Floor. $17 and up, $10 extra for private show. www.stmarcspa.com 416.927.0210

Let the air or breath blow through your pubic hair on Skin Saturdays, Alibi's dress optional night, eliminating the need to decide what to wear tonight. 8pm. 529 Yonge St. No cover. www.alibitoronto.com 416.964.9869

DJ Tim spins the rhythm to keep the humping pumping throughout the night. 8pm. Spa Excess, 105 Carlton St. Regular rates apply. www.spaexcess.com 416.260.2363

Spur on Gary Morin and Al Kenny at the C&W flavoured Rawhide benefit for the Central Canada Gay Rodeo Association. A BBQ, door prizes, line dancing and real cowboys determined to ride. 9pm. Gladaman's Den, 502A Yonge St. No cover. www.gladamansden.com 416.961.5808

The Chris Edwards Show kicks off a night of shameless idolatry at George's Play. Chris honours the great songstresses of our time by impersonating them… and you honour Chris with tens and twenties. 9pm-11pm. Then, worship the Latin Gods of dance as DJ Oscar heats up the room with Latin Fever. 504 Church St. No cover. www.playonchurch.com 416.963.8251

Bucking Fest celebrates the masculine from the muscular to the hirsute to the deceptively light in the loafers dancers humping to the hard, heavy-breathing house tracks of DJ Jamal. 9pm. The Barn, 418 Church St. $5 after 12am. www.beefdip.com, www.thebarnnightclub.com 416.593.9696

Have a gawk at the contestants in the weekly Best Ass Contest while pounding back cheap Martini’s and harping on the travesties that turn out for the Bad Drag Queens theme. 9pm. Zelda's. 542 Church St. No Cover. www.zeldas.ca 416.922.2526

Dames doll up and ditch dick at the door as Denise Benson and Cozmic Cat detonate the weekly Cherry Bomb. Salacious beats arouse the crowd and keep the estrogen flowing. 9pm. Andy Poolhall. 489 College St. No cover before 10pm. www.andypoolhall.com 416.923.5300

Indie queens and electro fiends throw down to the likes of Metric, Bowie and Nine Inch Nails while throwing back absurdly cheap booze at Pop Rocks. 10pm. The Annex Wreckroom. 794 Bathurst St. $5. www.theannexwreckroom.com 416.536.0346

Like purse thieves on the dance floor, groovin’ girlz take what they want during Snatch Saturdays at Voglie. DJ Stokes may exceed the legal limit for hot house beats but it’s the felonious, flirty females that really steal the show. 10pm. 82 Church St. No Cover. www.voglieristobar.com 416.929.9108

The West End Boys Club presents a Salute to the Gay Anthem for all those who didn’t get enough at Pride. DJ Tanner spins the hits of the ’90s and the misfires of our queer heritage. 10pm. Baby Huey, 70 Ossington Ave. $5. 416.992.5462

Kendall sings soft and sweet or belts out the songs on the piano while DJ Corey Activate spins it Hard with dance beats shaking it up for the not so twinky crowd. 10pm. Zipperz/Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. 416.921.0066

Like purse thieves on the dance floor, groovin’ girlz take what they want during Snatch Saturdays at Voglie. DJ Stokes may exceed the legal limit for hot house beats but it’s the felonious, flirty females that really steal the show. 10pm. 82 Church St. No Cover. www.voglieristobar.com 416.929.9108

Saturdays: shameless, sexy, steamy, sultry… Insert your own S Word to describe the night of boundless allure at Slack's. DJ Delicious spins while accompanied by live bongo drummers – presumably to help the amorous Amazons feel at home. 10pm. 562 Church St. No cover. www.slacks.ca 416.928.2151

Too cold to hit Ste. Catherine’s, DJs Patrick Guay and Alain Jackinsky come to T-dot to spin their hard ass house beats at Montreal Madness encouraging the sweaty boiz to take it off on the dance floor. fly, 8 Gloucester St. $10. www.flynightclub.com 416.410.5426

Fashionistas flirt while fisting Mojitos as DJ Juniah spins sensual house in the Vizion Lounge on Absolut Saturdays. 10pm. Fuzion. 580 Church St. No cover. www.fuzionexperience.com 416.944.9888

Craving for orgasmic house vocals and classics? DJ Cajjmere Wray enables the addicts with righteous tracks for Sultry Saturdays. Have your martini and you’re your bootylicious shaken or stirred. 10pm-2am. Byzantium, 499 Church St. www.byz.ca 416.922.3854

DJ Mark Falco drops house and techno at STRAIGHTBoy. Homos and not-so-homos can’t resist having a swanky cock… tail in the chic and shiny interiors. Early means no lineups. 10pm-4am. Straight, 553 Church St. $5. www.straightonchurch.com 416.926.2501

Check out the Toy of the Month to tickle your fancy or play with GI Joe’s hard piece in the back room. 11:30pm. Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. www.blackeagletoronto.com 416.413.1219

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Wrap your mouth around Benny while getting it sunny-side up for a hearty brunch to tame last night’s hangover. 9am-3pm. O'Grady's, 518 Church St. No cover. www.ogradyschurch.ca 416.323.2822

All the faves are back for Retro Sundays reliving the hits from the 80s and 90s. 3pm. Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. www.blackeagletoronto.com 416.413.1219

Get a mouthful instead of an eyeful as naked heroes try to bend your steel rod at Dark Night. The lights go off, towels come off and the boys get off for “the ultimate lights-out party.” 4pm-4am. St. Marc Spa, 543 Yonge St. 4th Floor. Regular rates apply. www.stmarcspa.com 416.927.0210

Good Eats every Sunday and get hungry for even more flesh cruising the corridors. 5-5pm. Club Toronto, 231 Mutual St. Regular rates apply. www.clubtoronto.com 416.977.4629

DJ Cesar spins sexy house beats to heat up the towel boys cruising the corridors and dark corners at Steamworks’ weekly Sunday Spin Cycle. 6pm-midnight. 540 Church St. Level 2. Regular rates apply. www.steamworksonline.com 416.925.1571

Miss Conception's Stage to Screen continues its weekly reign at Woody's with tap, show-biz shtick and even moments of raw emotion. Then the finest of Toronto’s dragsters prepare to get very unladylike competing for $4,000 in the Smirnoff Ice Czarina 2009 pageant. 6pm. 465 Church St. No cover. www.woodystoronto.com 416.972.0887

Sundays at Slack's are all about good (musical) vibrations. With live performances from Toronto’s hottest female talent, you can leave the magic wand at home. This week, Kate Peterson and Sarah Cleaver play on your neuroses as the “pleasantly aggressive folk duo” Nervous but Excited. With special guest Katey Morey.  6-9pm. 562 Church St. $5. www.slacks.ca 416.928.2151

Hallelujah. There is no reason to leave the church of Zipperz/Cellblock as services starts at 6:30pm with C&W Line Dancing. Then, Sister Sofonda preaches the converted with her Retro Drama at 9pm, and DJ Alain spins the hymns for the Retro Party at 10pm. All the while, Kendall tickles the ivories from 10pm for the straying sinners on the other side. 72 Carlton St. No cover. www.zipperz-cellblock.ca 416.921.006

Get ready for a glamorous evening packed with over-the-top performances and gorgeous gams as Amanda Roberts and Sylvia host the Miss Canada Continental Pageant. Cheers and tears flood the runway amidst the fierce competition for the chance to represent Canada internationally. And of course the tiaras and over $5000 in cash and other prizes. 7pm. Phoenix Concert Theatre, 410 Sherbourne St. $20. 416.323.1251

Grab a bulging Calvin or Joe’s boxers for the Underwear Party in the Pen with DJ Chris Steinbach spinning the dance beats for the boys beating off. 7-11pm. Alibi, 529 Yonge St. No cover. www.alibitoronto.com 416.964.9869

Now in its 40th year, Reg Hartt’s in-house theatre Cineforum offers the city's most diverse and eclectic collection of films, plus the world's cheapest movie snacks (your own). Tonight, Reg honours the late Canadian urban planner Jane Jacobs with a screening of her film, Urban Wisdom. 7pm. Next, the Cineforum pays homage to the recently deceased Peter Kastner, known for his portrayal of rebellious youth in 1960s cinema. A screening of Francis Ford Coppella’s comedy You're a Big Boy Now will follow. 9pm.  463 Bathurst St. $20, $10 under 24, over 64. www.cineforum.ca 416.603.6643

It’s all bulging brief, boxers and other crotch covers at the Underwear Party from 6-11pm. Then, DJs Derek Codlin and Duncan James warp your house favs and juicy club hits that transcend time for Rockstars, getting chillin’ queens on the dance floor. 10pm - 3am. The Barn, 418 Church St. No cover. www.thebarnnightclub.com 416.593.9696

Tracy Gallant sings her “Sweet and Sassy” folk, rock, soul and jazz on Sunset Seranade, swooning the Sunday suds sippers. Sex… it starts with an S. 8pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502A Yonge St. No cover. www.gladamansden.com 416.961.5808

Label lovers will be late for work tomorrow after schmoozing on Induztry Sundaze as DJ Shawn Riker keeps the crowd grooving till the wee hours. 10pm. Fuzion. 580 Church St. No cover. www.fuzionexperience.com 416.944.9888

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O'Grady’s Industry Night “thanks you for your cooperation” in the words of host Jimmy G, with $6 Martini Madness and $4.25 bar rail all day long. 518 Church St. No cover. www.ogradyschurch.ca 416.323.2822

Tranny girls let whatever they are fortunate enough to have hang out at T-Girls Go Wild. 4pm. Goodhandys. 120 Church St. No cover. www.goodhandys.com 416.706.4723

Manic Monday means cheap thrills, as admission is free before 7pm and $10 dances ‘til 10pm. Double your go-go pleasures. 5pm. Remington's, 379 Yonge St. $5 after 9pm. www.remingtons.com 416.977.2160

Transgenders, transsexuals and gender variants are welcome to discussed issues of substance use and abuse at Sub_Stance. Instructors from SOY and the Rainbow Services branch of the Centre for Addiction Mental Health will address topics including harm reduction, hormones and substances, diet and nutrition and treatment options. Runs weekly 'til December 8. 6pm-8pm. Sherbourne Health Center, 333 Shelbourne Street. No cover. www.soytoronto.org 416.324.4100 ext. 5257

There's plenty of stache and hairy chest to pick from before taking them to Spa Excess, as passes are given out after 7pm. Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. www.blackeagletoronto.com 416.413.1219

Drag queens mug manically and grip the cue stick for free from 7pm with Roxxie Teraine belting out the tunes accompanied by Joel Lightman, who keeps on tickling on piano ’til close. 10pm. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Calrton St. No cover. www.zipperz-cellblock.ca 416.921.0066

What do you do with the Curtains Down? Jenni Burke and Michael Barber enjoy playing with their instruments when the lights dim and you will too. Statlers,8pm. 467 Church St. No cover.  www.statlersonchurch.com 416.925.0341

Cruiseline Pass Day means more sex and debauchery after banging the boys in the bath house.  8pm. Spa Excess, 105 Carlton St. Regular rates apply. www.spaexcess.com 416.260.2363

Now in its 40th year, Reg Hartt's in-house theatre Cineforum offers the city's most diverse and eclectic collection of films, plus the world's cheapest movie snacks (your own). Tonight, Reg honours the late Canadian urban planner Jane Jacobs with a screening of her film, Urban Wisdom. 7pm. Next, the Cineforum pays homage to the recently deceased Peter Kastner, known for his portrayal of rebellious youth in 1960s cinema. A screening of Francis Ford Coppolla’s comedy You're a Big Boy Now will follow. 9pm.  463 Bathurst St. $20, $10 under 24, over 64. www.cineforum.ca 416.603.6643

Mangle the mundane while mingling with posh patrons at Eight Ball Mondays. An extensive wine list and $5 martinis allow for a chic & cheap leap into the work week. 9pm. Eight Wine Bar (The Cosmopolitan Hotel). 8 Colborne St. No Cover. www.eightwinebar.com 416.350.8188

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Get stuffed with $6 martinis at Phat Tuesday. It's a perfect deal for those whose wallets bulge less than other parts of their anatomy. 4pm. Fire On The East Side, 6 Gloucester St. No cover. www.fireontheeastside.ca 416.960.347

Show your delicious manhood as DJ Chris Steinbach hosts Amateur Strip Night at 10:30pm. Now, where the heck do I put my toonie? 5pm. Remington’s, 379 Yonge St. $5 after 9pm. www.remingtons.com 416.977.2160

Express is a welcoming space for immigrant, refugee and non-status queer/trans youth to draw support from their peers and participate in projects highlighting the experiences of “fresh off the boat” LGBT communities. Brought to you by SOY. 6pm-8pm. Sherbourne Health Center, 333 Shelbourne Street, 2nd floor. No cover. www.soytoronto.org 416.324.5080