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	Wed Sept 1	Half-Price Pool helps make friends at your favourite games bar. 11am. Pegasus On Church, 489B Church St. No cover. pegasusonchurch.com Pub Night with cheap wings and free pool. 5pm. O’Grady’s, 518 Church St. No cover. ogradyschurch.ca Drop in and join in with Singing For Love, a new Asian LGBT community choir. No fee, audition or experience required. Sing simply for the love of song. 5:30pm. ACAS, 17 Isabella St. ariescheung.com/singingforlove Black? Queer? Young? SOY’s BQY offers a safe space for black or mixed queers 29 and younger to meet and chill. 6:30-8:30pm. Sherbourne Health Centre, 333 Sherbourne St. soytoronto.org Anything goes at Queer Cab, Buddies’ monthly queer youth open mic night, hosted by sexy songster Bryce Kulak. Show up early to sign up and perform, or else come for the food and stay for the talent. 7:30pm. 12 Alexander St. No cover. buddiesinbadtimes.com inherencies and other disorders adds flav to life as dancer, choreographer, teacher and physiotherapist, phew, Darryl Tracy presents three new dance works choreographed by arguably deranged Keith Cole, Lesandra Dodson and himself, with artistry, emotion, cowboys and homoeroticism. Wed, Sept 1 to Sat, Sept 4, 8pm. Winchester Street Theatre, 80 Winchester St. $22, $18 students/seniors. winchester.tdt.org Sci-Fi B-flic Teenagers from Outer Space makes comedians Winston Spear, Andy Boorman and Kevin MacDonald scream “This Public Domain Movie Sucks!” Join the crowd and heckle the night away. 8:30pm. Rivoli, 334 Queen St W. PWYC. rivoli.ca Woody’s puts a little thrust into your Hump Day. Low day prices all night long keep the party going ‘til the weekend. DJ Mark Falco spins. Be sure to be there at 10pm for Dean’s star-studded birthday show featuring some of the most dazzling entertainers in the city. 9pm. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com Join James Quigley who hosts a casting call for Open Mic Night. Bring your own music, your own guitar your voice and yourself to jam to hundreds of song selections. 9:30pm. Gladaman's Den, 502a Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com It’s a Boy Party for boys who like to party and queen of the boys, Sofonda Cox, giving away a $200 cash prize for the Best Go-Go Boy contest. 10pm. Goodhandy’s, 120 Church St. No cover. goodhandys.com Enjoy dinner at Toronto’s true women’s bar and top restaurant then win some not so dirty prizes during Dirty Bingo with host Captain Morgan and DJ Kishy LaRoux. 10pm. Slack’s, 562 Church St. No cover. slacks.ca Pass The Butter, because DJ Splattermonkey has crates and crates of hot Motown, funk and soul. 10pm. Andy Poolhall, 489 College St W. No cover. andypoolhall.com Get a weekly dose of Vitamin G. DJs Alzka and leatherDATA suggest dance therapy. 10pm. Gladstone Hotel, 1214 Queen St W. No cover. gladstonehotel.com Drag Kings of Toronto. Girls will be boys featuring Tyler Uptight, Justin Rockhard and more. 11pm. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. zipperzcellblock.com Kendall entertains at the piano from 6-9pm then Steve Roseland welcomes Christian Jeffries and Rick Lobbe to the stage at 9pm followed by Chris Edwards at 11pm. Georges Play on Church, 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com Manicures & Martinis. Fuzion, 580 Church St. No cover. fuzionexperience.com The DJ spins the sexy beats to turn kisses into cocktail rubbing. 4pm. lo’la, 7 Maitland St. No cover. lolamartinis.com back to top

	Thurs Sept 2	$1 Off all drinks and ½ price appetizers from 5-8pm makes Voglie a great place to start your night. 5pm. 582 Church St. No cover. voglielounge.com Matty Ryce brings the party to Yorkville's biggest rooftop patio with breezy house music. 5-10pm. Remy’s, 115 Yorkville Ave. No cover. dine.to/remys.com Take part in art and activism with the Trans-Fusion Crew, SOY’s weekly drop-in workshop for transgender, transsexual, genderqueer or questioning youth. 6-8pm. Sherbourne Health Centre, 333 Sherbourne St. soytoronto.org Catch a rare glimpse of fallen but not forgotten gay icon in The Judy Monologues, a theatrical collage of autobiography, film and music. A workshop performance for all friends of Dorothy. 8pm. Buddies, 12 Alexander St. $10. buddiesinbadtimes.com On Stage with hostess Elana Harte. Bring out the singer/songwriter in you. 8pm. Slack’s, 562 Church St. No cover. slacks.ca There’s Wall to Wall T-Girls all night long with go-go sets and DJ Blackcat spinning. 8pm. Goodhandy's, 120 Church St. $5 before 11pm $10 after. goodhandys.com Kendall Partington entertains on the piano from 6-9pm then Michelle Ross adorns the stage at 9pm. Georges Play on Church, 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com Red Light Thursdays features red hot DJs Dwayne Minard and Mike Vieira spinning house as butt pocket pinching boys take advantage of recession bar rail specials before midnight. 10pm. lo’la, 7 Maitland St. No cover. lolamartinis.com With drink specials, constantly rotating DJs such as Lucie Tic, Brendan Sek, Betti Ford and Fawn Big Canoe every Thursday night is totally Stacked. 10pm. Andy Poolhall, 489 College St W. No cover. andypoolhall.com Foofer’s Eclectic Circus. An exciting mix of performers ranging from singers to comedians hit the stage every week. 10pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502a Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com Zipperz Angels. Hilarious and sexy dragsters Sylvia, Heaven Lee Hytes, Fara N Hyte and Nicolette Brown team up to give Charlie more than what he bargained for. 11pm. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. zipperzcellblock.com Cast off your inhibitions (along with your shirt) at Woody’s for a chance to win $300 in cash prizes and Good Life Fitness giveaways at Smirnoff’s Best Chest Contest. Midnight. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com back to top

	Fri Sept 3	Donnie’s BBQ gets meat hot for open mouths and Military Night marches after with uniformed studs going down and doing 20 guys in the back room. 6pm. The Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. blackeagletoronto.com The Michelle Ross Early Show starts at 7pm with Chris Edwards and Sylvia at 9pm and dancing with DJ Oscar at 11pm. Georges Play on Church, 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com Kendall on the piano at 8:30pm followed by Hell Cats with Georgie Girl and Sylvia at 11pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502a Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com VJ Blue Peter keeps everyone entertained during Video Nights. 9pm. Pegasus On Church, 489B Church St. No cover. pegasusonchurch.com Besharam brings out bindi boys, babes and admirers shaking it with DJ Amita spinning Bollywood and bhangra beats. 9:30pm. fly, Gloucester St. $10 before 11pm, $15 after. besharam.ca Bear Night. 10pm. O’Grady’s, 518 Church St. No cover. ogradyschurch.ca Make a new BFF. The DJs of Four Of Us Wolves encourage intimate friendship on the dance floor. 10pm. Andy Poolhall, 489 College St W. $5. andypoolhall.com The Dirty Sexy Party is a party for sexy guys who like dirty things with your hostess Sofonda Cox and her dirty sexy go-go boys. DJ Vivi Diamond spins. 10pm-4am. Goodhandy’s, 120 Church St. $10. goodhandys.com DJLicious. Local DJs spin top 40, hip-hop and R&B. 10pm. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. zipperzcellblock.com Mayhem with DJ Katey and guests. 10:30pm. Slack’s, 562 Church St. $5 after 11pm. slacks.ca The kings and queens of Toronto storm the stage at Rendezvous-Kings on Demand. See all the royalty sans the royal attitude. DJ Quinces spins before and after the show. 10:30pm. Buddies, 12 Alexander St. $5. buddiesinbadtimes.com DJ Jamal is working it in the booth at Industry where hard at it boys go overtime chatting up martini sipping sweeties. 11pm. Byzantium, 499 Church St. No cover. byz.ca At midnight, Mahogany Brown and Tynomi Banks search for the cheekiest chum in the crowd, handing out $300 in cash prizes at Woody’s Best Ass Contest. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com Martinis, men and music pumping all night long. 4pm. lo’la, 7 Maitland St. No cover. lolamartinis.com back to top

	Sat Sept 4	Brunch from 9am to 2pm. O’Grady’s, 518 Church St. No cover. ogradyschurch.ca Bears love seafood. The Pitbull Boat Cruise features superstar DJ Shane Percy, hot sailor go-go dancers and three levels of fun. 11:30am-4pm. Empress of Canada, 11 Polson Pier. $35. bearpridetoronto.com Buzztime Texas Hold'em Poker Tournament starts at 3pm and turns 10 televisions into 10 player poker tables then VJ Blue Peter keeps everyone entertained on Video Nights at 9pm. Pegasus On Church, 489B Church St. No cover. pegasusonchurch.com Watch Miss Conception bump you around every Saturday night while she stops traffic during her Window Show, 6pm. Then Kendall makes your heart sing and DJ Corey Activate 10pm, gets your soul dancing long and Hard. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. zipperzcellblock.com Kendall brings his piano to life from 6-9pm with Legends, Chris Edwards and Georgie Girl enchanting the stage at 9pm, followed by dancing with DJ Oscar 11pm. Georges Play on Church, 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com Sundown has Carrie Chesnutt greeting the night with song at 6pm, followed by a REEally BIG Show, Hair 'N’ Hytes, starring Heaven Lee Hytes, Farra N Hyte and Teran Blake at 11pm — they make staying up after dark rewarding. Gladaman’s Den, 502A Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com Forbidden fruit dribbles in your mouth at Eden when DJ Alexx Brown warms up before DJ/Producer Manny Lehman spins house grooves in the garden of manly delights with boys in paradise going fig-leafless on the dancefloor. DJ Mike Vieira throws down in the Lounge. 10pm-6am. fly, Gloucester St. $20 before midnight, $25 after. flynightclub.com Kinky kids come out to play at the Teach or be Taught Party. DJ Jimi Lamort spins at this Northbound Leather fetish night where being plain vanilla just won’t cut it. 9pm. Goodhandy’s 120 Church St. $5 before 10pm, $15 after. goodhandys.com Snatch Saturdays with rotating DJs. 10pm. Voglie, 582 Church St. No cover. voglielounge.com There Goes The Neighborhood gets rowdy with Westside DJs in the booth spinning ruckus with boys strolling the dancefloor and cruising the dark alleys on the third floor. 10pm. The Barn, 418 Church St. $5 after midnight. thebarnnightclub.com Tuff Disco has DJs Cozmic Cat and Orly spinning the beat around toughly. 10pm. Wrongbar, 1279 Queen St W. No cover. wrongbar.com DJ Ychuck spins the night away. 10:30pm. Slack’s, 562 Church St. $5 after 11pm. slacks.ca The DJ throws down hot house tracks as the boys cruise all three shiny trendy floors. 10pm. Straight, 553 Church St. $5 after 11pm. 553church.com DJ K-tel and Donnarama will never let summer end at Saturday night at Tallulah’s. Come for a show, stay for the dancing. 10:30pm. Buddies, 12 Alexander St. No cover before 11pm, $7 after. buddiesinbadtimes.com Boys go stylin’ on Sultry Saturdays with DJ Cajjmere Wray on the decks spinning righteous house tracks for scenesters sexing and downing the cocktails in the resto-club. 11pm. Byzantium, 499 Church St. No cover. byz.ca She’s Sofonda Cox but can’t resist buns of steel, offering $300 in cash prizes at Cruiseline’s Best Ass Contest. With special guest judge Devine Darlin. Midnight. Woody's, 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com Toy of the Month is all about man-on-man action figures lubed up. Midnight. Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. blackeagletoronto.com back to top

	Sun Sept 5	Brunch from 9am to 2pm and karaoke at 10pm. O’Grady’s, 518 Church St. No cover. ogradyschurch.ca Add a little brunch to round off your week. 11:30am-4pm. Voglie, 582 Church St. No cover. voglielounge.com The Big Gay Boat Cruise sets sail for Prism’s first nautical adventure with il capitano DJ Phil Romano spinning progressive house as the three decks get covered with seamen while shirtless boys do a little docking. Noon-5pm. The Northern Spirit, Queens Quay & York St. $30 and up. prismtoronto.com Donnie’s BBQ gets manly meat nice and hot ready for open mouths. 3pm. The Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. blackeagletoronto.com Finish the week off the right way with Sangria Sundays. Grab a $5 glass or an $18 pitcher of fruity, juicy drink. 4pm. Fire On The East Side. 6 Gloucester St. No cover. fireontheeastside.ca Live Music, a night where great drink specials and good friends make it worth the visit with Karaoke with Foofer following at 10pm. 6pm. Slack’s, 562 Church St. No cover. slacks.ca Sundays are a drag version of Woodstock at Woody’s. Donnarama and Amanda Roberts tear it up at the Stage to Screen Show at 6pm. ‘Love Unlimited’ – The Ladies of Sass 2010 – Girl Group Extraordinaire: Nicolette, Mahogany and Tynomi perform at 9pm. Later, Georgie Girl and Donnarama welcome Sofonda Cox and Robin DeCradle to the Crazy/Beautiful Show. 11pm. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com Make a little love while Country Line Dancing from 6:30-9pm. Then Sofonda Cox shows you how to run a one woman Drama and Retro show at 9pm, followed by DJ Alain playing your favourites at 6:30pm. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. zipperzcellblocktoronto.com Playgirl brings Open Stage night hosted by Heaven Lee Heights and Teran Blake at 6pm. Then celebrate bartender Daren's 32nd Birthday Celebration with Georgie Girl and Stephanie Stevens at 9pm. Georges Play on Church, 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com GO Hard at the FIRE & ICE Labour Day Long Weekend Blowout with DJs Blackcat, Hot Knife, Unruly Twin and the Yes Yes Y’All crew spinning hits till the wee hours. 10pm. Goodhandy’s, 120 Church St. No cover. goodhandys.com Pornstar Matthew Rush is the big attraction at Sex in the City hosted by Dirty D. Of course a chance to in an all-inclusive stay at Hedonism II with men of Caribbean International doesn’t hurt either. 10pm. El Convento Rico, 750 College St. $10. elconventorico.com DJ's Craig Dominic, Sumation, Cozmic Cat and Sticky Cuts, Pick it Up and battle it out with fast paced sets in rapid succession. 10pm. The WreckRoom, 794 Bathurst St. $5. theannexwreckroom.com Down with digital, viva Vinyl Only. DJs Robb G, John E, Myka and Evan G vs JLR spin nothing but the warm sound of wax. 10pm. Andy Poolhall, 489 College St W. $5. andypoolhall.com back to top

	Mon Sept 6	The Bear Beer BBQ Blast, the closing party of Labour Bear Weekend, takes place in the woods and fields (and bushes) of Fantasy Farm. 11am-4pm. 50 Pottery Rd (shuttle from O’Gradys, 518 Church St). $20, no cover for Labour Bear Weekend tag holders. bearpridetoronto.com Pull up a chair and have some fun with the Older LGBT Program, a weekly gathering for mature community members. 1-5pm. 519 Community Centre, 519 Church St. the519.org First come, first served. Get Spa Excess passes so you can first serve and then cum. 7pm. The Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. blackeagletoronto.com Pub Night with drink specials all night long. 8pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502a Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com Let DJ Cesar and the T-Girls Go Wild, and then join the Sex-Positive Diamond Room with private booths. 8:30pm. Goodhandys. 120 Church St. 2nd floor. $15 weekly members - $25 monthly members. goodhandys.com Bring Your Own Guitar and rock the stage with hosts Kim Jarret and Mike Constantino. 9pm. Slack’s, 562 Church St. No cover. slacks.ca Blue collar, white collar, no collar… and no shirt. Woody’s Industry Night has low day prices all night. DJ Blue Peter spins the sounds of the 80’s. 9pm. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com Ease into the work week with soothing sounds and inspiring rousing anthems at Cabaret with Roxxie Terrain and Joel Lightman. 10pm. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. Live out your nostalgia with I'm Just A Broadway Baby with Fontaine and Friends at 11pm. Georges Play on Church, 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com Get through Monday and get a drink at Mojitos Madness, where all Mojitos are $6. Fire On The East Side, 6 Gloucester St. No cover. fireontheeastside.ca back to top

	Tues Sept 7	Alphabet Soup serves up a warm, welcoming safe space for LGBTQ youth to chill out every week. This SOY sponsored event is re-opening just in time for the new school year. 4-6pm. Sherbourne Health Centre, 333 Sherbourne St. soytoronto.org Open up your mouth and try something off the menu for a change. 5pm. Voglie, 582 Church St. No cover. voglielounge.com Express is a space for newcomer and immigrant queer youth to share ideas, questions, support one another and have fun every week. 6-8pm. Sherbourne Health Centre, 333 Sherbourne St. soytoronto.org Half-Price Wii and the Buzztime Texas Hold'em Poker Tournament at 7:30pm bring your favourite games bar to life; go all in at with this fun and competitive game. Pegasus On Church, 489B Church St. No cover. pegasusonchurch.com The Michelle Ross Show takes over the stage at 8pm with X-FACTOR Talent competition hosted by Teran Blake 10pm where you can win $100 weekly and $500 at the finals in October. Georges Play on Church, 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com Let DJ Cesar and the T-Girls Go Wild for you, and then join the Sex-Positive Diamond Room with private booths. 8:30pm. Goodhandys. 120 Church St. 2nd floor. $15 weekly members - $25 monthly members. goodhandys.com Make it a Bad Boys Night Out at Woody’s with low day prices all night long. DJ Chris Steinbach spins rock, retro and classic R&B. 9pm. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com Bring Your Own Guitar and rock the stage with hosts Kim Jarret and Mike Constantino. 9pm. Slack’s, 562 Church St. No cover. slacks.ca Fooftastic Karaoke with Foofer provides everything needed to get on stage and sing your heart. All you have to add is a little liquid courage. 10pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502a Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com Ease into the work week with soothing sounds and inspiring rousing anthems at Cabaret with Roxxie Terrain and Joel Lightman. 10pm. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. zipperzcellblocktoronto.com Put a little glamour in your week with 24 Carat. DJs Serious and Kaewonder with special guests The Mixtape Massacre make the dance floor sparkle. 10pm. Andy Poolhall, 489 College St W. No cover. andypoolhall.com Some like them long, but most prefer Phat Tuesdays. Take it all with Fire On The East Sides $6 martinis. 6 Gloucester St. No cover. fireontheeastside.ca back to top

	Wed Sept 8	Half-Price Pool helps make friends at your favourite games bar. 11am. Pegasus On Church, 489B Church St. No cover. pegasusonchurch.com Kendall entertains at the piano from 6-9pm then the fabulous Carrie Chesnutt at 9pm followed by Chris Edwards at 11pm. Georges Play on Church, 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com Everyone’s mishpocheh and welcome during High Holy Day Services celebrating the Jewish New Year as Dr. Aviva Goldberg leads GLBT-inclusive and liberal Congregation Shir Libeynu during services from Rosh Hashanah to Yom Kippur. Enjoy some nosh while checking out Jewish hotties and gorgeous goyem afterwards. Check website for details. Sept 8-18. 7pm. First Unitarian Congregation building, 175 St. Clair W. $25 and up. shirlibeynu.ca Strap on your Granny Boots and cry out “I’m With Kristyn!” Ward 27 Council Candidate and host Kristyn Wong-Tam promises to make civic engagement sexy. 7:30pm. Gladstone Hotel, 1214 Queen St W. No cover. gladstonehotel.com Woody’s puts a little thrust into your Hump Day. Toronto Gay Hockey Association Draught Party at 8 pm with low day prices all night long keep the party going ‘til the weekend. DJ Mark Falco spins. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com James Quigley promises to wear something tight and sexy and perform all night at Casting Call. All are encouraged people to come up and sing, so bring sheet music, your guitar (bring a long patch chord with you), CD karaoke tracks or your whole band. 9pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502a Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com It’s a Boy Party for boys who like to party and queen of the boys, Sofonda Cox, giving away a $200 cash prize for the Best Go-Go Boy contest. 10pm. Goodhandy’s, 120 Church St. No cover. goodhandys.com This week’s supplement of Vitamin G features sexy DJ duo Big Primpin and Foxhole. 10pm. Gladstone Hotel, 1214 Queen St W. No cover. gladstonehotel.com College Night gets DJs Sumation and guest lecture dance floor prerequisites on the second floor for sexy summer schoolers while Devine Darlin, Heaven Lee Hytes and Tynomi Banks go from flunk to sequined funk at Girls Gone Wild on the first. 10pm. The Barn, 418 Church St. No cover. thebarnnightclub.com Drag Kings of Toronto. Girls will be boys featuring Tyler Uptight, Justin Rockhard and more. 11pm. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. zipperzcellblock.com The DJ spins the sexy beats to turn kisses into cocktail rubbing. 4pm. lo’la, 7 Maitland St. No cover. lolamartinis.com back to top

	Thurs Sept 9	$1 Off all drinks and ½ price appetizers from 5-8pm makes Voglie a great place to start your night. 5pm. Voglie, 582 Church St. No cover. voglielounge.com Kendall Partington entertains on the piano from 6-9pm then Michelle Ross adorns the stage at 9pm. Georges Play on Church, 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com LEGIT-Toronto offers a group gather for LGBT couples needing information on Canadian immigration. 7-10pm. 519 Community Centre, 519 Church St. legit.ca On Stage with hostess Elana Harte. Bring out the singer/songwriter in you. 8pm. Slack’s, 562 Church St. No cover. slacks.ca It’s official, Shawn Hitchins is a Single White Douche. In his jazzy new show the nationally acclaimed fiery firecrotch takes on everything from climate change to evil Mormon vampires, with musical arrangements by longtime collaborator Mim Adams. 8pm. Buddies, 12 Alexander St. $10 in advance, $15 at door. shawnhitchins.com Doggie bowls get spiked when Toonie Thursday bar prices gets a crotch full of Puppy Night sitting and begging for a nice juicy boner. 8pm. The Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. blackeagletoronto.com There’s Wall to Wall T-Girls all night long with go-go sets and DJ Sumation spinning. 8pm. Goodhandy's, 120 Church St. $5 before 11pm $10 after. goodhandys.com Red Light Thursdays features red hot DJs Dwayne Minard and Mike Vieira spinning house as butt pocket pinching boys take advantage of recession bar rail specials before midnight. 10pm. lo’la, 7 Maitland St. No cover. lolamartinis.com Foofer’s Eclectic Circus. An exciting mix of performers ranging from singers to comedians hit the stage every week. 10pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502a Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com Zipperz Angels. Hilarious and sexy dragsters Sylvia, Heaven Lee Heights, Fara N Hyte and Nicolette Brown team up to give Charlies more than they bargained for. 11pm. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. zipperzcellblock.com Cast off your inhibitions (along with your shirt) at Woody’s for a chance to win $300 in cash prizes and Good Life Fitness giveaways at Smirnoff’s Best Chest Contest hosted by Georgie Girl and Donnarama. Midnight. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com back to top

	Fri Sept 10	Martinis, men and music pumping all night long. 4pm. lo’la, 7 Maitland St. No cover. lolamartinis.com Donnie’s BBQ gets manly meat nice and hot ready for open mouths. $200 in cash prizes. 6pm. The Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. blackeagletoronto.com The Michelle Ross Early Show starts at 7pm with Chris Edwards and Sylvia at 9pm and dancing with DJ Oscar at 11pm. Georges Play on Church, 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com Tired of club dance floors? Learn to move on the ballroom with Rainbow Ballroom Toronto. Register for the fall schedule and samba, tango and hustle the winter away. 8-10pm. 519 Community Centre, 519 Church St. See website for rates. rainbowballroom.com Kendall on the piano at 8:30pm followed by Hell Cats with Georgie Girl and Sylvia at 11pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502a Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com DJ David Christie plays fresh mixes of your favourite music. 9pm. Pegasus On Church, 489B Church St. No cover. pegasusonchurch.com Men worth sinking your teeth into prowl at Bear Night where one can find all the man one can love handle. 10pm. O’Grady’s, 518 Church St. No cover. ogradyschurch.ca The laid-back but cruisy men of the east end boyz club gather at the Grand Hive for great music on the spacious patio. 10pm. 504 Jarvis St. No cover. eastendnoise.com TIFFsters head to Grapefruit: Boys on Film! DJs Shane Percy and Aural spin movie soundtracks and Hollywood hits as Donnarama accepts and strokes a short naked golden man and stains the red carpet for an R-rating. 10pm. fly, 8 Gloucester St. $5 before 11pm with pass, $10 after or without pass. grapefruit4u.com Party like it’s 1999 at Purplelectricity with DJ doctor BAGGIE spinning Prince all night in celebration of his new album 20TEN. 10pm. Vida Lounge, 1345 St Clair Ave W. $7. purplelectricity.com Loose lips are going to sink any ships at this Speakeasy with DJ Cozmic Cat spinning soul, funk and disco favourites. 10pm. Margret, 2952 Dundas St W. No cover. No haters need apply to Synchro. DJs Denise Benson, Dalia, ORLY and Pho spin the love. 10pm. Andy Poolhall, 489 College St W. No cover before 11pm, $5 after. andypoolhall.com Challenger vs The Cure takes you back in time for the best of the explosive ’80s. 10:30pm. Buddies, 12 Alexander St. $5. buddiesinbadtimes.com At midnight the cheeky, with $300 in cash prizes, Best Men’s Ass Contest is hosted by Miss Conception with Avon Heart and Rachel Temptation. DJ Chris Steinbach spins. Woody’s, 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com back to top

	Sat Sept 11	Brunch from 9am to 2pm. O’Grady’s, 518 Church St. No cover. ogradyschurch.ca Buzztime Texas Hold'em Poker Tournament starts at 3pm and turns 10 televisions into 10 player poker tables then VJ Blue Peter keeps everyone entertained on Video Nights at 9pm. Pegasus On Church, 489B Church St. No cover. pegasusonchurch.com Watch Miss Conception bump you around every Saturday night while she stops traffic during her Window Show, 6pm. Then Kendall makes your heart sing and DJ Corey Activate 10pm, gets your soul dancing long and Hard. 6pm. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. zipperzcellblock.com Sundown with Carrie Chesnutt at 6pm followed by a REEally BIG Show, Hair 'n Hytes, starring Heaven Lee Hytes, Farra N. Hyte and Teran Blake at 11pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502a Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com Shiny hides only as Leather Night is strictly enforced upstairs with Connor Mr Black Eagle herding the bulls in heat while suede wearers have to make do with action in the downstairs backroom. 8pm. The Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. blackeagletoronto.com Live it up like a decadent urbanite at Big City Nights, with resident DJs Medley and Tay’More. 10pm. Andy Poolhall, 489 College St W. $5. andypoolhall.com Get Fit with sporty boys, the boys who love them and resident DJs Kris Steeves and Phil V. 10pm. The Beaver, 1192 Queen St W. $5. beavertoronto.com DJ Sexy Pants spins at the Pansexual Version of the I Love Sex Party, featuring orgies, sexy booths and people cage. Who says romance is dead? 10pm. Goodhandys, 120 Church St. $10, $5 in underwear, no cover if nude. goodhandys.com Divas With A Cause has DJ CaLi D and more spinning to raise funds for the ScotiaBank AIDS Walk For Life. A portion of the bar sales goes to the cause so the drunker you get the more good you do. 10pm. lo’la, 7 Maitland St. No cover. lolamartinis.com Snatch Saturdays with rotating DJs. 10pm. Voglie, 582 Church St. No cover. voglielounge.com There Goes The Neighborhood gets rowdy with Westside DJs in the booth spinning ruckus with boys strolling the dancefloor and cruising the dark alleys on the third floor. 10pm. The Barn, 418 Church St. $5 after midnight. thebarnnightclub.com DJ Ychuck spins the night away. 10:30pm. Slack’s, 562 Church St. $5 after 11pm. slacks.ca Samba shakes at Viva Brazil! celebrating Brazilian Independence Week. DJs Luiz Clarck and Shawn Riker throw down Rio rich rhythms as men bare their chests and go south on sexy boys sweating to the beat. DJ Cole Stanley spins the lusty Lounge bass. 10pm-6am. fly, 8 Gloucester St. $10 before 11:30pm, $15 until 1am, $20 after. flynightclub.com The DJ throws down hot house tracks as the boys cruise all three shiny trendy floors. 10pm. Straight, 553 Church St. $5 after 11pm. 553church.com Boys go stylin’ on Sultry Saturdays with DJ Cajjmere Wray on the decks spinning righteous house tracks for scenesters sexing and downing cocktails in the resto-club. 11pm. Byzantium, 499 Church St. No cover. byz.ca Kendall brings his piano to life from 6-9pm with Legends, Chris Edwards and Georgie Girl enchanting the stage at 9pm, followed by dancing with DJ Oscar 11pm. Georges Play on Church, 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com She’s Sofonda Cox but can’t resist buns of steel, offering $300 in cash prizes at Cruiseline’s Best Ass Contest. With special guest judge Tynomi Banks. Midnight. Woody's, 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com back to top

	Sun Sept 12	Brunch from 9am to 2pm and karaoke at 10pm. O’Grady’s, 518 Church St. No cover. ogradyschurch.ca Add a little brunch to round off your week. 11:30am-4pm. Voglie, 582 Church St. No cover. voglielounge.com Donnie’s BBQ gets manly meat nice and hot ready for open mouths. 3pm. The Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. blackeagletoronto.com Gonna wash that man right outta my hair at Bear Night @ Spa Excess. 5-8pm. 105 Carlton St. Regular rates apply. spaexcess.com Andrea Zanin has 10 Rules for Happy Non-Monogamy for those who are interested in the possibility of being romantically involved with more than one person at once. 5:30-7pm. Come As You Are, 701 Queen St W. $30, sliding scale available. comeasyouare.com Live Music, a night where great drink specials and good friends make it worth the visit with Karaoke with Foofer following at 10pm. 6pm. Slack’s, 562 Church St. No cover. slacks.ca Playgirl brings Open Stage night hosted by Heaven Lee Heights and Teran Blake at 6pm. Then The Imperial Court Of Toronto presents an evening with Queen Mum and King Father for a benefit for the PWA at 9pm with Sasha Montenegro and Miss PLAY JLO at 11pm. Georges Play on Church, 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com Sundays are a drag version of Woodstock at Woody’s. Miss Conception tears up the stage with tap dancing, vocals and a lot of emotional sass during her Stage to Screen Show at 6pm. Then Michelle Ross and Amanda Roberts live up to their grandly titled Drag Legend Show by becoming and being legendary ladies at 9pm. Later, Georgie Girl and Donnarama bask in the limelight with their gal pals Chris Edwards and Olive Mee. 11pm. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com back to top

	Mon Sept 13	The Older LGBT Program provides activities and support for elders of the queer community. Connect and socialize with new friends at their weekly Drop-in Sessions, open to all. 1-5pm. 519 Community Centre, 519 Church St. the519.org First come, first served. Get Spa Excess passes so you can first serve and then cum. 7pm. The Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. blackeagletoronto.com Pub Night with drink specials all night long. 8pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502a Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com Let DJ Cesar and the T-Girls Go Wild for you, and then join the Sex-Positive Diamond Room with private booths. 8:30pm. Goodhandys. 120 Church St. 2nd floor. $15 weekly members - $25 monthly members. goodhandys.com Blue collar, white collar, no collar… and no shirt. Woody’s Industry Night has low day prices all night. DJ Blue Peter spins the sounds of the 80’s. 9pm. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com Ease into the work week with soothing sounds and inspiring rousing anthems at Cabaret with Roxxie Terrain and Joel Lightman. 10pm. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. zipperzcellblock.com Live out your nostalgia and name in lights ambitions at I'm Just A Broadway Baby with Fontaine and Friends at 11pm. Georges Play on Church, 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com back to top

	Tues Sept 14	Half-Price Wii and the Buzztime Texas Hold'em Poker Tournament at 7:30pm bring your favourite games bar to life; go all in at with this fun and competitive game. Pegasus On Church, 489B Church St. No cover. pegasusonchurch.com The Michelle Ross Show takes over the stage at 8pm with X-FACTOR Talent competition hosted by Teran Blake 10pm where you can win $100 weekly and $500 at the finals in October. Georges Play on Church, 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com Let DJ Cesar and the T-Girls Go Wild for you, and then join the Sex-Positive Diamond Room with private booths. 8:30pm. Goodhandys. 120 Church St. 2nd floor. $15 weekly members - $25 monthly members. goodhandys.com Make it a Bad Boys Night Out at Woody’s with low day prices all night long. DJ Chris Steinbach spins rock, retro and classic R&B. 9pm. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com Bring Your Own Guitar with hosts Kim Jarret and Mike Constantino. 9pm. Slack’s, 562 Church St. No cover. slacks.ca Fooftastic Karaoke with Foofer. All it takes to get on stage and sing your heart out is a little liquid courage. 10pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502a Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com Ease into the work week with soothing sounds and inspiring rousing anthems at Cabaret with Roxxie Terrain and Joel Lightman. 10pm. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. zipperzcellblock.com Out of 30,000 choices there will be one song you’ll be drunk enough to tackle at Fooftastic Karaoke. 10pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502A Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com back to top