May the 4th be with you! (And beyond...) Yoda may not have had a lisp, but he was a bit of unique little monster. Thankfully, he’d done some heavy emotional work and didn’t let his alien differences stifle his wise perspective! You shouldn’t either!
Treat yourself to something you really want this week. As long as it’s consensual.
I got into an argument recently about mind-reading. While I may be a guru with the stars, predicting someone else’s needs isn’t my strongest suit. Help a ‘mo out: ask for what you need.
You’re freaking intense. There, I said it.
You just did some crazy shiz: you stood up for yourself in a moment of great pressure. And it feels good. DO IT AGAIN OR ELSE!!!!!
Telling you to “let it all hang out” maybe be redundant (especially for you TNT members out there) but maybe there’s still a snag to undoing the girdle? Is there a side of you that stays tightly wound when the rest of you jiggles free?
Nothing worse than going to message someone on a hookup site only to see that their inbox is full and you have to pay to send the a message. Seriously, NOTHING IS WORSE.
Last night I tried a new twist on an old favourite: riding my bike with a helmet! It was great. I should try new things more often!
My puppy, Rachel, turns in circles before she decides where she wants to lay down. But once she does, she throws herself into place. Enough waffling back and forth. Throw yourself into it already!
I was hanging out in a hippie crystal store recently, and after adjusting to the serene scents of sandalwood and patchouli I realized that my inner buddha has been aching for some stillness. Drink caffeine-free coke for a while.
Go to bed earlier! You wanna look old faster?
I JUST got a hand-me-down iron. I’m thirty. Don’t be like me, Aries.