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Why
is Sci-Fi so gay?
by Scott Dagostino
The Matrix is the most optimistic
vision of the future ever – it’s the end of the world but everyone’s
wearing Prada! – Paul Rudnick, playwright
"Nerds are my passion,” says 21-year-old Brendan Grimaldi, “because
they’re the most interesting people. Oddly enough, they’re the most
down-to-earth and intelligent and real, you know?” The young blond
twink would look more at home on the cover of glossy gay youth mag
XY than here at the worn-in Best Western at the corner of Jarvis
and Carlton, but this gay actor-waiter has travelled from San Francisco
in support of Pandemonium, his friends’ independent sci-fi film.
If he loves gay geeks, he’s found Mecca – the 2006 Gaylaxicon convention,
a North American gathering of queer (and queer-friendly) science
fiction and fantasy fans.
On this sweltering weekend in June, a couple hundred people have
gathered to mingle and attend panels on lesbian vampires, adding
a fifth gender (forget fifth dimensions), low-budget filmmaking,
queer video-game characters and, of course, the “token straight
panel.” It all peaks with the infamous Masquerade, where the truly
devoted get dressed to the Deep Space Nines in their most fantastic
outfits.
One could argue that this is just another gay gathering, no different
from a gay swim team, providing a social space for a group of queers
with a common interest to gather, banter and cruise (if Grimaldi
loves the nerds, the feeling is obviously mutual). But as a hot
boy in a loincloth feeds cheesecake to paying guys to raise money
for AIDS hospice Casey House, and another fellow shows up to the
masquerade ball dressed as gay Canadian mutant superhero Northstar,
there is something gayer here than the queer soccer league or your
average gay book club. With the wild costumes and defiant individuality
on display, it feels like a Pride Parade.
“Aren’t all sci-fi conventions mostly gay?” asks a character in
one volunteer’s web comic, Damian’s Friends. After all, the Gaylaxicon
folk make up a significant chunk of the larger conventions, and
it’s hard to look straight wearing a unitard. “Maybe,” comes the
reply, “but this one is super gay!” And it’s the culmination of
a long process – from queers in the ’50s corresponding surreptitiously
with each other through sci-fi newsletters like Towards Tomorrow,
to Queer as Folk creator Russell T. Davies’ re-launch of Doctor
Who with a bisexual male character. Sci-fi not only has deep queer
roots; it’s getting gayer by the nanosecond.
Why is that?
There are the obvious aesthetic reasons. The Space Channel ran a
promo for the disco-era cult hit Battlestar Galactica – featuring
actors with Bee Gee-esque hairdos running from chrome robots – and
asked, “Who knew the future would look so much like the ’70s?” Even
before that, a lot of early sci-fi, from Lost in Space to the first
Star Trek, was very campy, from shiny skintight outfits to fey,
lisping villains, to rounded phallic spaceships.
“We’re still in love with this art deco, streamlined look of the
future,” says Gaylaxicon attendee Kevin Roche, former Leather Emperor
of San Jose, California. And that streamlined sexiness extends to
clothes. Roche is a physicist, but in a place like Gaylaxicon, it’s
not just his science degree that gives him street cred. It’s his
love of “the look.” As a co-founder of Costume-Con, a convention
exclusively for people who like dressing up – whatever the costume
– he’s got more than a passing passion for style, and says the sci-fi
look is definitely sexier than in the days of the jumpsuits in Logan’s
Run. “There are certain lines we look for.” says Roche “That heroic
triangle which military style usually gives you – the broad shoulders,
the narrow waist. That shape is still a strong cultural icon and
a strong power and sexual icon as well.” He points to Ben Browder
on Farscape, a hunky actor whose popularity among both sexes soon
took his character from jeans and T-shirts to combat vests and leather
pants.
“Fetish design has crept its way into visual design of TV series,”
Roche continues. “It used to be that the ones in fetish wear were
the bad guys, but now you find it in the protagonists as well.”
As playwright Paul Rudnick points out, the leather-clad heroes of
The Matrix couldn’t have looked any sexier. The wildly popular movie’s
sleek style translated into real-life trends. Marty Rotman, designer
for Canada’s preeminent leather store, Northbound Leather, says
sales increased as “a lot of people were wanting that long, black
Neo coat with the mandarin collar… We’ve also seen it with the anime
people, with the comics and the Japanese cartoons…We’ve had kids
come in with pictures of characters from video games, wanting to
have the coats and jackets made.”
Fashion, however, was only one aspect of this cultural-appropriation
coup d’état. In the same way that gay men lovingly kept the movie
memories of Bette Davis and Joan Crawford alive long after straight
culture had forgotten them, camp style latched onto the 1950s robotmonster
and silver spacesuit silliness. Queer pop band the B-52s used zany
outer-space imagery throughout their songs and concerts – no sci-fi
could be gayer than Fred Schneider barking, “Get on your laser,
daddy, and ride!” – but the epitome of this was The Rocky Horror
Picture Show. While sweet transvestite Dr. Frank-N-Furter builds
himself a Charles Atlas hunk “with blond hair and a tan,” the film’s
theme song references a flying-saucerful of classic sci-fi flicks,
including The Day the Earth Stood Still, King Kong and Forbidden
Planet.
Sci-fi camp hit the mainstream in the late ’60s with Barbarella
and Planet of the Apes, but it was the TV series Star Trek that
truly brought it to the masses. “I used to watch the original Star
Trek with a whole group of queer people, one of whom had the only
colour television set on the block,” says venerable gay author Felice
Picano, who lives in Los Angeles and was recently in Toronto promoting
his collection of sci-fi stories Tales: From a Distant Planet. After
the “staggering dull” ’50s, Picano says, Star Trek’s colourful optimism
thrilled him and his friends. “Was it gay?” he asks, “We thought
so!”
But as with other genres in the mass media, sci-fi was only gay
behind the scenes. Actor George Takei, who played Lt. Sulu on Star
Trek, came out last year, and star William Shatner then commented
that everyone on set knew the actor was gay – “He kept setting his
phaser on ‘fabulous!’” he joked. But Sulu (the character) was married
with a daughter, and there were no homos on the Enterprise. Gay
writer David Gerrold had written one of the most popular Star Trek
episodes ever, “The Trouble With Tribbles,” and rejoined the writing
staff when Star Trek: The Next Generation debuted in 1986. His attempts
to feature a gay couple in an AIDS allegory episode were repeatedly
shot down, however, and he left to work on his own novels. As with
cop dramas or sports films or westerns, it was clear that gays were
not wanted on the voyage, but the difference with Star Trek is that
its gay fans refused to settle for invisibility, setting in motion
perhaps the most documented and fiercely fought pink war in Hollywood
history, one that is slowly being won by dogged guerrilla- style
tactics.
Captain Kirk tried to sleep with every woman in sight – black, white
or green – while his Casanova successor, Commander Riker on Star
Trek: The Next Generation, romanced Deanna Troi in a bubble bath.
But if there’s been any homo love on the Enterprise, it’s been strikingly
hidden. “It’s disgusting,” says Lyla Miklos, queer activist and
former programming supervisor for the Space Channel, “They’re basically
saying that, in the future, we don’t exist.”
Homo invisibility is a sad trend throughout the genre. At Gaylaxicon,
when a handsome, bearded and ponytailed Masquerade contestant, Thomas
Atkinson, turns up in a well-crafted X-Wing pilot uniform from Star
Wars, it seems somehow wrong. The recent Star Wars films not only
forced viewers to suffer through a horribly written heterosexual
romance, there was nothing remotely gay in them either – even R2D2
and prissy queen C3PO had lost their marriedcouple feuding that
lightened up Episode IV: A New Hope. Atkinson defends his choice
of Star Wars garb. Unlike some franchises, at least it’s not pretending
to be something it’s not. “The producers of Star Trek are always
patting themselves on the back for how progressive they are,” he
says, but where are the gay characters?
The hypocrisy of a 24th-century utopian Earth free from prejudice
but obviously filled with homophobia irritated gay sci-fi fans enough
to make them launch a rebellion of their own, from within and without
the industry. They set their sights on Star Trek as their new hope.
The Next Generation’s debut in 1986 coincided with the formation
of the Gaylactic Network, and fans began lobbying for a gay Enterprise
crew member. The fight took place on a variety of dimensions.
Among fans in Toronto, Lyla Miklos says, “There was a whole group
of us that kept agitating…calling ourselves ‘The Q Continuum’ and
pushing for more queer content in the [Toronto Trek] convention.”
Richard Arnold, a consultant on the show, attended one of those
conventions a few years back. He was trying to defend Gene Roddenberry’s
vision and, after a series of evasive non-answers, Miklos headed
for the door. “Wait!” yelled Arnold, “I care! I’m gay!” He then
admitted that “Gene Roddenberry told him, ‘There are two things
you can be in Hollywood but you can’t talk about, and that’s Jewish
or gay. They will use it against you.’ So I couldn’t say anything
while I was there.” When the pair were reunited years later at the
Gaylaxicon convention in Toronto, Miklos revealed that when she’d
gotten up to leave, it was not in protest but merely because she
was late for a panel. “I outed myself for nothing!” laughs Arnold.
But Arnold’s presence behind the scenes affected creator Gene Roddenberry,
who made international headlines in 1991 when he finally announced,
“In the fifth season of Star Trek: The Next Generation, viewers
will see more of shipboard life in some episodes, which will, among
other things, include gay crew members in day-to-day circumstances.”
But Roddenberry died later that year, before the vision could be
implemented. His dayto- day gay crew members never materialized,
and new producer Rick Berman all but declared they never would.
Author Felice Picano was not surprised. “A lot of it has to do with
television going out to the broadest possible audience. It’s all
just money!”
While a 2000 Out magazine survey listed Star Trek: Voyager as the
third most popular TV show among gay men after Will & Grace and
ER, even its captain couldn’t influence the producers. “I’ve approached
[Berman] many, many times over the years about getting a gay character
on the show,” actress Kate Mulgrew told the website Out in America
in 2002. Mulgrew played the franchise’s first female captain to
lead not only a starship, but a series as well. Still, she admitted,
“I couldn’t get it done… And I am sorry for that.”
Toronto actor and writer Scott Thompson did a guest appearance on
the show and oddly, says, “It was the only time I was in LA when
I was offered a straight character [to play].” Currently working
on a proposal for a Journey to the Centre of the Earth-type adventure
featuring his Kids in the Hall character Danny Husk, Thompson admits
he loves science fiction. “I’m outing myself as a nerd!” he laughs
– but not as a Trekkie. He dislikes “the perfection of Star Trek.”
Still, he enjoyed being on the show, on the sets, and “hitting on
[buxom blonde Borg] Seven of Nine.” Stories like Arnold’s don’t
surprise him. “Hollywood is run by closet cases addicted to anti-depressants!”
Gay fans were not about to be stonewalled by happy-pill-popping
TV and movie execs on the down low. Enthusiasts took it upon themselves
to rewrite the future, literally. Where the big and small screen
feared to go, literature was already painting the universe pink.
Long before the 1969 Stonewall riots kicked the gay rights movement
into overdrive, gays and lesbians were using sci-fi literature to
camouflage new discussions about sexuality. One of the earliest
serious works depicting the lives and loves of gay men was E. M.
Forster’s Maurice, but the novel could never be published during
his lifetime. Forster also wrote fantasy and ghost stories that
discreetly explored themes of emotional disconnection and the cruelty
of the Church. The Eternal Moment, was published in 1928. The same
year, Virginia Woolf’s Orlando featured a centuries-old hero who
spontaneously changes his sex and has to adjust to life as a woman
in the Victorian era. The fantasy element allowed Woolf to pay secret
tribute to her lover, Vita Sackville-West.
As gay author Thomas Disch explained in a 2001 interview for web
magazine Strange Horizons, “One of the advantages of being a science
fiction writer, in terms of artistic freedom, is that people don’t
pay attention to what you do, and so you’re free to be audacious.
That was true for writers in the ’50s, when the audacity was of
a political sort.” Authors Theodore Sturgeon and Marion Zimmer Bradley
became pioneers in science fiction literature for regularly introducing
homosexual themes in their stories as early as 1952. Disch and his
contemporaries excitedly followed their lead, realizing that sci-fi
had evolved from low-brow pulp fiction to a brilliant way of discussing
cultural possibilities. “You could finally write for grown-ups!”
he enthused.
A new era of gay visibility and activism developed from the massive
cultural changes of the 1960s and Disch was later asked if all that
turmoil influenced the science fiction writers of the time. He replied,
“We were the cultural and social change going on. We were part of
it, we reflected it in our own lives, we mirrored it, and we stimulated
it by our writings and other vehicles.”
As more and more gay people came out in the ’70s, science fiction
writers drafted increasingly radical visions of a future that might
include them. Harlan Ellison is straight, but his short story “Catman”
depicted a bisexual society that has only one taboo: sex with robots.
David Gerrold, formerly of Star Trek, wrote The Man Who Folded Himself.
The title character has travelled in time so much that he now has
duplicates of himself in every time period – older and younger versions
of himself, with whom he has sex. Scott Thompson says he was particularly
blown away by Samuel Delany’s Dhalgren: “I was thrilled. No one
had ever combined sex and science fiction before,” he says, adding,
“The notion of sci-fi as the domain of straight white nerds was
shattered by this brilliant gay, black writer and Delany became
an icon amongst both fans and literary critics.”
Felice Picano was both a pioneer and publisher of gay fiction at
the time, celebrated for his autobiographical work and suspense
novels. He loved what was happening in the sci-fi genre and worked
on stories of his own (now collected in Tales: From a Distant Planet).
His own novel, Dryland’s End, he explains, “is set in a matriarchy,
so the women have been in charge for thousands of years. Nobody
works, machines do everything – it’s just very, very different.
In a situation like that, where everything has turned around, what’s
a gay relationship? How important is that? Who’s going to be upset
by that when all marriages consist of two women with a guy on the
side?”
Science fiction, Picano argues, had become an integral tool for
gay people: “The idea is to put out something so utterly different
and yet human and amusing and interesting and involving that it
will wipe away old ideas. That’s what science fiction is supposed
to do – to wipe away old ideas and give you new ones!” Robert Heinlein’s
Stranger in a Strange Land was celebrated in 1961 for merely mentioning
homosexuality – “a wrongness in the poor in-betweeners.” The late
’70s saw popular books like Samuel Delany’s Tales of Neveryon, Thomas
Disch’s On Wings of Song and Diane Duane’s The Door Into Fire, which
all feature gay men as main characters and heroes. John Varley’s
Titan began a series of novels featuring lesbian space captain Cirocco
Jones.
“When you think science fiction, you think of the anorak-wearing
geek in the basement, right? But it’s much larger than that,” says
Chris Szego, 35, manager of Bakka-Phoenix Books, Canada’s oldest
sciencefiction bookstore. Founded in 1972, the small shop has been
a haven and meeting ground for Toronto sci-fi fans, both amateur
and professional. Tanya Huff is the author of dozens of successful
novels, many featuring gay characters, and says, “I was the manager
and mass-market buyer for Bakka from ’84 to ’91. The whole joke
was, ‘Work at Bakka, sell a book.” Published Bakka alumni include
Michelle Sagara, Hugo and Nebula Award-winner Robert Sawyer, and
Cory Doctorow, who also contributes to the website boingboing.net,
voted the internet’s “best blog” last year.
Bakka’s newst manager is not surprised by their success. “Science
fiction is a brilliant way to talk about things that are going on
now without ever making reference to them,” says Szego, “It’s a
way to talk about ideas and issues that would otherwise be dangerously
politicized. With that one or two steps removed, you can calm down
about it… Take X-Men, for instance – in that second movie, they’re
at Bobby’s house and the mom says, ‘Have you tried not being a mutant?’
Everyone in the audience above a certain age knows that this is
a subtext about homosexuality but because it’s not actually about
homosexuality, people who might otherwise be uncomfortable hear
the message about acceptance and tolerance and find themselves rooting
for the Bobby character.”
Actress Ellen Muth agrees. She was the guest of honour at this year’s
Gaylaxicon and former star of the cult hit series Dead Like Me (in
which she played a neurotic teenage grim reaper coming to terms
with her own death, and her new fate harvesting souls). “Dead Like
Me deals with death, which is a very tricky subject, but when you
put it in a humorous and sympathetic light, it draws more attention
and people can relate to it easier,” she says.
But for many fans, subtext is not enough, especially when progress
is being made elsewhere. In the 1960s, Star Trek put a Russian character
on the bridge of the Enterprise in the midst of the Cold War, and
the current supernatural/sci-fi hit show Lost has a sympathetic
Iraqi character who once belonged to that country’s National Guard.
These controversial characters can find a place onscreen, and yet
homo characters seem to remain taboo. Once again, literature is
allowing gay fans to explicitly claim these characters as their
own. Perhaps too explicitly!
Jim lay back, sighing. Spock came into his arms again, the feel
of his body strong and hard, and hot, so hot, like embracing fire
itself, and he had every intention of letting those shimmering flames
consume him this time.
This is one of dozens of X-rated scenes in Alternative, the first
book-length zine devoted to the torrid secret romance between Captain
Kirk and Mr. Spock, as conceived by Gerry Downes, a straight woman
living in Anchorage, Alaska. In 1976, Downes began distributing
her thick tome of photocopied pages and it proved both controversial
and surprisingly influential among fans – most of them also heterosexual
women – who started adding to the genre. These romances were labelled
“Kirk/Spock” stories. Since then, “slash” fiction devoted to gay
sex among sci-fi characters has become widespread, especially since
the rise of the internet. A Google search displays thousands of
websites revealing unofficial stories of Captain Picard teaching
Q about sex, Cyclops and Wolverine becoming XXX-Men, the letters
S and M being added to the X-Files and hobbits even gayer than the
ones seen onscreen.
The creators of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, who paid close attention
to what fans had to say on the net, seemed to be amused enough eventually
to start dropping “slashy” hints in the show. Creator Joss Whedon
decided to have Willow – a pivotal and popular character – come
out as lesbian, and he teasingly hinted that vampire icons Angel
and Spike had indeed had sex at one point. This January, he quashed
a debate on the fan website Whedonesque (www.whedonesque.com) about
whether the hunky vampires hooked up, stating, “In my world, heroes
bugger each other senseless. Not all of them, but more than you’d
think, and probably not who you’re thinking.” He continued on his
commentary track for an Angel DVD, announcing, “Spike and Angel...they
were hanging out for years and years and years. They were all kinds
of deviant. Are people thinking they never...? Come on, people!
They’re opened-minded guys!”
Even Star Trek eventually gave in, featuring a same-sex kiss between
two female characters. And in print format, homos have made greater
strides. Andy Mangels, winner of Mr. Oregon State Leather 2004,
is also a writer of the official “tie-in” books. In his novel Section
31: Rogue, Mangels took Lt. Hawk, a minor (but pretty) character
from the movie Star Trek: First Contact, and gave him a back story
and a boyfriend – finally giving fans an official gay Enterprise
crew member.
Onscreen, sci-fi stories are finally catching up to their literary
equivalents, even if it’s at a pace nowhere close to warp speed.
And now there’s even a TV equivalent to slash fiction that’s giving
new meaning to the infamous command: Engage.
While the Star Trek franchise may be on hiatus, keen fans have picked
up the slack, producing surprisingly high-quality shows of their
own based on the Federation universe. Home computers have reached
a point that allows for accomplished special effects, and the net
offers a platform for distribution. One site is Star Trek: Hidden
Frontier (www.hiddenfrontier. org), which has been around for six
seasons. Filming takes place in a converted green room in the back
of executive producer/creator Rob Caves’ home in Los Angeles. “Star
Trek has evolved over time,” Caves told fab via email. “I’d like
to think that even though we are not official, we’ve contributed
just a little bit to that evolution by introducing gay characters”
(lovers actually, who make out at every opportunity). So far, as
long as no one is making a profit, Star Trek’s owners have not interfered
with sites like Caves’.
And even in the mainstream, the pink dollar is helping queer themes
gain new ground in old territory. Since Farscape and Buffy, sci-fi
television is no longer as hostile to gay writers and characters,
because there’s now proof that there’s money in them, as Picano
joked. He’s currently working on a potential series based on his
work. But the big TV success story for gay sci-fi fans has been
Queer as Folk creator Russell T. Davies.
"Russell T. Davies outed himself as a sci-fi geek in Queer as Folk,”
says comedy writer and Gaylaxicon panellist Christos Tsirbas. “The
Vince character introduced gay geeks to the world” with his love
of Doctor Who. After the worldwide success of Queer as Folk, Davies
was offered practically any UK television project he wanted, and
he announced to BBC News that Doctor Who was “the best idea ever
invented in the history of the world!”
“The Doctor’s ongoing battle,” wrote Matt Jones, script editor for
numerous British TV shows and columnist for Doctor Who Magazine,
“has always been against those who stamp down on unsuitable feelings,
who hate people who are different or don’t fit it. Whoever – whatever
– they are…that’s a good fight.” The mainstream public agreed –
Davies’ new Doctor Who series has been a massive success, capturing
the majority of British TV viewers and a whole new generation of
kids. “He’s a total geek who loves this stuff and made a career
out of it,” says Tsirbas, “To have somebody who is openly gay and
in charge of the BBC’s premier family show says a lot about society
right now. I thought that was just wonderful.”
The British tabloid press, however, was terrified that Davies’ new
version of Doctor Who would be unsuitable for children, or that
he might make the Doctor gay. Fans pointed out that the Doctor had
never been exactly straight – travelling through space and time
with a series of sexy girl companions in whom he had no sexual interest–
but Davies tricked everyone by introducing a new companion named
Captain Jack Harkness, played by openly gay actor John Barrowman.
“He’s a bisexual con man. Hooray!” said Davies in an interview for
the US Sci-Fi Channel, “We need more bisexual con men on our television
screens, don’t you think? Bisexual con men from the 53rd century
– what could be better?” Chris Szego at Bakka is thrilled: “I love
Captain Jack!” she says. The character proved so popular that the
BBC and the CBC are coproducing a spinoff series aimed at adults
called Torchwood, in which Barrowman’s character will lead a group
of cops investigating alien crime. It’ll be “dark, wild and sexy,”
promises Davies – three words you don’t often hear in the context
of science fiction.
The queer geek outsider is now ready to become the mainstream TV
hero.
This is the promise of science fiction – that smart, engaging entertainment
will help bring people together to discuss their dreams and how
to make them real. Gaylaxicon attendee and costume enthusiast Kevin
Roche says, “Science fiction fans are a little bit more accepting.
They’re more willing to think about it – because they believe that
they’re challenging assumptions in the books they read and the way
they live their lives and they’re willing to challenge their own
assumptions as well.” The sci-fi convention circuit, he says, “really
changed over time and it’s largely because of people who are willing
to be out and to be themselves. I am completely out and the only
person who ever gave me a problem later came back and said how much
he liked my costume work and was a completely different person.”
Of course, some would argue that the quest for utopia can be a trap.
Steve Berman, the author of Vintage, an upcoming gaythemed ghost
story for teens, warns that if “you’re not dealing with the situation
in the present locale, you’re not making a change, you’re fleeing
elsewhere.” This, of course, has long been a danger for gay men
dreaming of going west.
“All fiction is escapism, but it serves different purposes,” says
Berman. “Some fiction is just entertainment…I like dystopias myself,
to fight the good fight.” And dystopias aren’t so far away these
days. We’ve now entered the 21st century – a time of cloning, genetic
engineering, weapons of mass destruction, holograms, nanotechnology
and the instantaneous, worldwide sharing of information. We have
new reproductive technologies and the possibility of extensive body
modification through surgery and hormones. We are no longer enjoying
science fiction, we are living it, and queers of all stripes have
long found themselves in the middle of this ever-shifting body politic.
Should we choose to pay attention, the sci-fi genre promises to
continue doing what it always has – to expand our minds, warn us
of future dangers and create new playgrounds for discovery.
And while sci-fi may be dismissed by some as the realm of escapist
nerds, the genre is increasingly accepted in the mainstream, by
straights and gays alike. Many a hottie muscle lad doing cardio
at the gym has been caught eyeing the hunky Apollo while watching
the revamped Battlestar Galactica, which Time magazine declared
“Best TV Series” this year. But for all sci-fi’s growing popularity,
Gaylaxicon remains a haven for those who might be classified by
more mainstream gays as social misfits. Most attendees are as far
removed from the slick world of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy as
a crowd can get. “Sci-fi conventions are like circuit parties for
geeks,” jokes Tsirbas.
“Outsider” is a word that comes up a lot during the convention,
but given the wide variety of races, ages, body types and classes
here, who exactly are the outsiders? Berman jokes that it’s the
ones “getting waxed and Botoxed. There’s not a cult of youth and
beauty among [sci-fi] fandom. The average gay man is more represented
here than at a circuit party – they’re judged on their interests
and personality rather than their appearance.” While his bio reveals
that he’s “slept with one minor porn star and with a guy who later
became one,” he seems surprisingly happy amidst those with no visible
abs. “It’s so transitory,” he sighs, “I’m sure there are 50-year-old
men who are extremely buff but, as an outsider looking into that
culture, I don’t see a lot of happy folk. I mean, you just don’t
see gay sci-fi crystalmeth addicts. You’re more likely to see them
overdosing on cakes and brownies. I only worry for their cholesterol!”
The circuit crowd should embrace sci-fi for their own health, he
laughs.
“Avoid Tina, embrace Shatner!”
Scott Dagostino is fab’s
Misc. Things columnist.
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