Choke the chicken, fist your mister, slam the salami. Call it what you will, studies have shown that masturbation significantly reduces the risk of prostate cancer
This hands-on health initiative invites men to bookmark when they crank the shank, tracking the number of times they give it a tug as a way to raise awareness for prostate cancer, the second deadliest cancer for men. It is also believed that petting the lizard can relieve depression and improve self-esteem.
So go forth, improve your health.
Like you need to be convinced.