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Because you need an excuse

No need to RSVP to this invitation

05.03.2012

Choke the chicken, fist your mister, slam the salami. Call it what you will, studies have shown that masturbation significantly reduces the risk of prostate cancer.
           
This hands-on health initiative invites men to bookmark when they crank the shank, tracking the number of times they give it a tug as a way to raise awareness for prostate cancer, the second deadliest cancer for men. It is also believed that petting the lizard can relieve depression and improve self-esteem.
 
So go forth, improve your health.

Like you need to be convinced.

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    • Nawaz
      7/13/2012 3:53:36 AM
      So glad I decided to liestn in on this discussion while making some pumpkin bisque soup - yum!You ladies have captured some truths that took me decades to capture, and I hope this is the start to an ongoing discussion and thought process through the holidays for us all. Thank You!!We are not 'wonder women', and it is not 'all about us', is it? To create the aroma of Christ in our homes takes pause and prayer and creativity...and focus on being joyful in the LORD.